rose wrought of iron Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 So today, principle calls my friend and I to his office. I'm thinking "great, what did I do this time" but he sits us down and tells us that.... [center][size=7]We're the official Val and Sal!!! I'm #2!!! I beat the other guy in the LAST semester!!! [/size] [/center]
rose wrought of iron Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) It means that I have the second highest average of grades in my graduating class! Yes. I'm a loser nerd. But this makes me happy so roll with it. I'm seriously in my room jumping on my bed. Edited May 29, 2009 by rose wrought of iron
eagle_eye222001 Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 [color="#000080"][size=7]TOUCHDOWN ST. LOUIS!!!!!![/size][/color] ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/switchfoot/track/stars"]Switchfoot - Stars[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url]
Jaime Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Ok when a salutatorian doesn't know principal v principle, that might been enough to take the top spot I'm just sayin You are officially being held to a higher standard Aside from that, congratulations!!
Hassan Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) [size=7]!!!!!!![/size] A Note From the Glorious Sultan Hassan, Shah of Shahs, Most Magnanimous, Most Courageous in Battle, Protector of the Poor and Down Trodden, and Bringer of Justice Against the Wicked: The Sultan send his most sincere congratulations upon hearing of your most wonderful news. He wishes to send the congratulations of his people, officials, generals, ministers, and all other constituent members of his grand empire. He wishes to extend to you the following celebratory recognitions of your greatness, that this most memorable of achievements may be made known throughout the land, celebrated in a sufficiently ornate and grandiose way, and be remembered for generations to come. 1- May 29th shall henceforth be known as an annual day of celebration and sabbatical rest throughout the land. In your honor the Sultan has dictated that the name of the celebratory day be given for you to determine. 2- Please honor our land by attending a great feast in the royal dining room [img]http://cbertel.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/white-house-state-dining-room1.jpg[/img] 3- The Sultan begs you to accept this herd of royal, pure breed stallions. They are amongst the most swift and loyal on earth! [img]http://simplymarvelous.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/horsesinsnow-4.jpg[/img] 4- Amongst the many treasures of the Sultan's he begs you accept this humble tropical paradise on the peripheral of his empire [img]http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Aerial%20View%20of%20a%20Tropical%20Island,%20Maldives.jpg[/img] naturally he does not seek to cast you in the wilderness, therefore he begs you to accept this golden palace he had constructed in your honor. [img]http://www.girr.org/vacation_diaries/europe_2005/gold_panel_room.jpg[/img] 5- He also hopes you will accept this royal collection of bouncy balls. [img]http://www.toyday.co.uk/shop/images/uploads/bouncy_balls.jpg[/img] Additionally the Sultan pledges that his kingdom will forever consider itself militarily obliged to hate your enemies as its own. Any enemy of yours shall be destroyed by the Sultan's military wrath Edited May 29, 2009 by Hassan
Resurrexi Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 [quote name='hot stuff' post='1878129' date='May 29 2009, 06:49 PM']Ok when a salutatorian doesn't know principal v principle, that might been enough to take the top spot I'm just sayin You are officially being held to a higher standard Aside from that, congratulations!![/quote] Come on, cut her some slack. There are other threads in which we can discuss misspellings.
Hassan Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878146' date='May 29 2009, 07:43 PM']Come on, cut her some slack. There are other threads in which we can discuss misspellings.[/quote] To the Latin King Resurrexi: The Glorious Sultan Hassan proposses that our kingdom's enact a temporary cessation of hostilities, that both of our kingdom's devote our energies and time towards celebrating this most admirable achievement by the one known as Rose. Furthermore the Sultan invites you to join him pledging immediately announce Rose as "supra grammaticam". Furthermore any man or woman who dares correct, mock, or make any negative insinuations towards Rose grammer be executed unless not legally punishable due to mental deficiency or other mitigating factors as determined by the courts. With Regards -Sultan Hassan the Glorious
picchick Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878146' date='May 29 2009, 07:43 PM']Come on, cut her some slack. There are other threads in which we can discuss misspellings.[/quote] I thought it was funny.... I knowe that sometime it iz eazy to mispell whan your exsited. But I thinke et iz funnie in the context of thiz thred.
The Bus Station Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 They wouldn't make me valedicatorian, for some stupid raisin
rose wrought of iron Posted May 30, 2009 Author Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='hot stuff' post='1878129' date='May 29 2009, 06:49 PM']Ok when a salutatorian doesn't know principal v principle, that might been enough to take the top spot I'm just sayin You are officially being held to a higher standard Aside from that, congratulations!![/quote] Cut me some slack, I was really hyper. Yeah, I noticed that too... bugging me now...
Resurrexi Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1878152' date='May 29 2009, 08:09 PM']To the Latin King Resurrexi: The Glorious Sultan Hassan proposses that our kingdom's enact a temporary cessation of hostilities, that both of our kingdom's devote our energies and time towards celebrating this most admirable achievement by the one known as Rose. Furthermore the Sultan invites you to join him pledging immediately announce Rose as "supra grammaticam". Furthermore any man or woman who dares correct, mock, or make any negative insinuations towards Rose grammer be executed unless not legally punishable due to mental deficiency or other mitigating factors as determined by the courts. With Regards -Sultan Hassan the Glorious[/quote] Dear Sultan Hassan We do consent to your cessation of hostilities in order that the glory of Rose might be perpetuated. We who are the embodiment of the Latin language itself do with verity declare her [i]supra grammaticam[/i]. However in accordance with the teachings of the [i]Catechismum Ecclesiae Catholicae[/i], which declares the number cases in which capital punishment is necessary "very rare, if not non-existent", We will have to impose a mere house arrest for such crimes. Pax tibi, Our Majesty, Ixerruser, Latin King of Jerusalem.
Hassan Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878247' date='May 29 2009, 11:33 PM']Dear Sultan Hassan We do consent to your cessation of hostilities in order that the glory of Rose might be perpetuated. We who are the embodiment of the Latin language itself do with verity declare her [i]supra grammaticam[/i]. However in accordance with the teachings of the [i]Catechismum Ecclesiae Catholicae[/i], which declares the number cases in which capital punishment is necessary "very rare, if not non-existent", We will have to impose a mere house arrest for such crimes. Pax tibi, Our Majesty, Ixerruser, Latin King of Jerusalem.[/quote] To the Latin King The Sultan is pleased to inform you that he accecpts your compromise and in honor of the one called Rose will make his law differential to her Christian meekness. Henceforth all planned executions of mockers will be suspended. The guilty will merely have their tongues amputated. Such include the one known as "hot stuff" but pursuant to the compromise will allow him to seek sanctuary in your lands, where the punishments are lighter, if the one known as Rose wills it. -Sultan Hassan
Hassan Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='rose wrought of iron' post='1878226' date='May 29 2009, 11:03 PM']Cut me some slack, I was really hyper. Yeah, I noticed that too... bugging me now... [/quote] To the One Known as Rose, Whose Saluatoristic Glories are Announced and Celebrated Throughout the Land. The Glorious Sultan Hassan and Latin King Resurrexi the Pious have ordered throughout their respective lands a cessation of all hostilities that your glory may be more fully promoted. However it is begged that your oppinion be given pursuant to your mutually recognized status as [i]persona supra grammaticam[/i] regarding the offenses of the one known throughout the land as "Hot Stuff". In difference to your Christian goodness the Sultan has ordered that all executions in his kingdom be suspended and that offenders found guilty of violating your supra grammaticam status merely have thier tongues amputated. The Pious Latin King Resurrexi has announced, pursuant to his subordination to the Roman Pontiff and the teaching of the Church overwhich he hold jusirdiction, that offenders be merely placed under house arrest. The Sultan has granted sanction to the transportation of the offender, the one called "hot stuff" from his lands to the lands of the Latin King that he may be punished in a manner more fiting your your Christian meekness. He has made this allowance contingent on your assent to the arrangement and seeks your decision regarding the fate of the one called "Hot Stuff" as soon as possibly. -Sultan Hassan the Merciful
Jaime Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 [quote name='rose wrought of iron' post='1878226' date='May 29 2009, 11:03 PM']Cut me some slack, I was really hyper. Yeah, I noticed that too... bugging me now... [/quote] Good I'm glad it bugs you. And you have much to be proud of!!!
Resurrexi Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 Most Perfidious Sultan, How dare you refer to Us, who are now Holy Roman Emperor and ruler over all Latins as a mere King? By this disgraceful insult, the treaty between the Latin Christians (both in Europe and the lands colonized by Europeans and in the Levant) and the Secret Muslims has been broken. My troops are ready and shall now destroy yours. [img]http://www.tbayer.com/images/Canon.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.britsattheirbest.com/images/h_knight_crusade_318w.jpg[/img] [img]http://homepages.wmich.edu/~p3carney/Crusades/CS010471.jpg[/img]
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