Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 According to all the reliable sources, you are no sultan, but a mere senile old man who spent too much time in his youth reading 1001 Arabian Nights!
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Author Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1879055' date='May 31 2009, 02:14 AM']According to all the reliable sources, you are no sultan, but a mere senile old man who spent too much time in his youth reading 1001 Arabian Nights![/quote] The Sultan has never read the 1001 Arabian Nights. The Sultan really only cares for Russian/Slavic Literature, particularly Dostoevsky and Mesa Selimovic.
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1879055' date='May 31 2009, 02:14 AM']According to all the reliable sources, you are no sultan, but a mere senile old man who spent too much time in his youth reading 1001 Arabian Nights![/quote] so true... except, he really isn't that old despite that his mind appears to be going rapidly... and it wasn't arabian nights, but rather him watching aladdin... maybe our lives would be different if i had not allowed him to watch Aladdin. I should have taken the tape and burned it... i suppose he always would have lost it but at least poor little kafka, mikolbe (and thus rachael) - his only followers - would not have any pretender to follow and would be forced to stand for the good and truth Edited May 31, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Author Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1879062' date='May 31 2009, 02:19 AM']so true... except, he really isn't that old despite that his mind appears to be going rapidly... maybe our lives would be different if i had not allowed him to watch Aladdin. I should have taken the tape and burned it... i suppose he always would have lost it but at least poor little kafka, mikolbe (and thus rachael) - his only followers - would not have any pretender to follow and would be forced to stand for the good and truth[/quote] The only Arab literature I've read in depth is Khalil Gibran and the Qur'an. Outside of that I've never cared for the genre.
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 You must have been the one who dressed up as Pope John Paul II and kissed the Koran!
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Pay witness all ye assembled! In the sight of God and Men do we make this Ducal Proclamation The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West hereby and henceforth proclaims that the legitimate Queen TotusTuusMaria is indeed perfectly justified in Her previous accusations against the caliph Pretender known by many as Hassan. Our Ducal position on the propriety and integrity of the Queen TTM has not previously been expressed, but We seal it as binding upon all whom it may affect inasmuch as it does not affect Our sovereignty or that of Our duly respected and peerless Princess Gianna. Our Ducal position on the caliph Pretender remains as it has from time immemorial. Our formal and informal comments in the past shall bear this out, as evidenced by Our Ducal archives. Pay witness all ye assembled! This Ducal proclamation is affirmed as legitimate in authority and unsurpassed in Truth. For the glory of God, We make it so.
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879064' date='May 31 2009, 02:22 AM']The only Arab literature I've read in depth is Khalil Gibran and the Qur'an. Outside of that I've never cared for the genre. [/quote] never said you did ( ). I said you watched Aladdin....
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Author Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1879067' date='May 31 2009, 02:24 AM']never said you did ( ). I said you watched Aladdin....[/quote] The Sultan needs not your permission to watch Aladdin!
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1879076' date='May 31 2009, 02:30 AM']The Sultan needs not your permission to watch Aladdin![/quote] 1) you are not a sultan 2) i wasn't saying you needed "permission" my lacking-in-critical-thinking-skills little friend. 3) i was saying that i should have burned the movie when i saw you watching it... as now we look what we got. you running around with the cracker-stuffer as your avatar and saying you are a sultan. Edited May 31, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Author Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1879088' date='May 31 2009, 01:43 AM'][/quote] Are you ok most respected Minister of Culture?
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Kafka is impressed by my fluent command of the language of nobles.
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1879092' date='May 31 2009, 01:45 AM']Kafka is impressed by my fluent command of the language of nobles. [/quote]
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