piano_freak184 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 my sister is slap happy because shes been consuming caffeine for the last 3 hours and she's saying "I'M A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and she keeps tackling me down and biting me. Help. Someone. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i wouldn't recomend telling her that you're a wearwolf....but try eating a clove of garlic. that should keep her away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piano_freak184 Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 I just shoved her in the elevator and sent her down two stories lol. I think I hear her running back up the stairs now lol. I'm going to pour some oil on the stairs. Srsly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bus Station Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Oil... yeah, that sounds like a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Wear a rosary? Convince her you're dracula and that she has to obey your commands as the lord of vampires. (that option can be fun if you think about it). Got a mirror? Have her look into it. If that doesn't work, break it on her head and prove to her she's bleeding warm blood. (a tad crude, but should work) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 That's what you get for being Mt. Dew junkies. Jus' sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus te Amat Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' post='1933284' date='Jul 27 2009, 05:45 PM']That's what you get for being Mt. Dew junkies. Jus' sayin'. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Goal: Place Sister in Direct Sunlight Potential Outcome 1: Sister does not sparkle. Dispose of sister with any of the time-honored, traditional methods of killing vampires. Potential Outcome 2: Sister sparkles. You are doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 If she really is a vampire, have her come forgive my unpleasant disposition. I've been looking for a change of pace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1933319' date='Jul 27 2009, 05:45 PM']Goal: Place Sister in Direct Sunlight Potential Outcome 1: Sister does not [s]sparkle[/s] [b]burst into flames[/b]. Dispose of sister with any of the time-honored, traditional methods of killing vampires. Potential Outcome 2: Sister [s]sparkles[/s] [b]bursts into flames[/b]. You are [s]doomed[/s][b] fine[/b].[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Lame pop culture-brainwashed sheeple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 join us........JOOOIIINN USSSS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 [img]http://www.draculas.info/_img/dictionary/bela_lugosi_8.jpg[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Schreck.jpg[/img] Those are real vampires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 [img]http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss339/MissMountainBike/0412.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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