BG45 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Nihil...LOL! You rock. As to the OP...wow, just wow. We have zero tolerance policies in our public schools where a butter knife can get you expelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Lawl @ BTSKS, Lawl at my Canadian comrade and his hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1943311' date='Aug 8 2009, 02:08 AM']Well kids have to sharpen their pencils, after all. At least the ones that are too poor to buy pencil sharpeners.[/quote] lol! When I was a kid, we had to carve our own pencils with a tree branch and a pocket-knife while walking to school in knee-deep snow. Up hill, both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dauntingknight Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I was in Cimmarron NM and everywhere you look you would see a sign that said "KNIVES" "CHEAP KNIVES" "FANCY KNIVES" or the very famous "BS KNIVES". We laughed our heads off of that one.(it meant to say BSA Knives[Boy Scouts of America knives]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 [quote name='CatherineM' post='1943634' date='Aug 8 2009, 03:40 PM']You should think about becoming a televangelist.[/quote] Do we have Catholic televangelists? I could be the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuoteMan Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1943381' date='Aug 8 2009, 02:17 AM']A lot of people have that problem around me. My demigod-like physiqué and radiant intelligence make it nearly impossible to tear yourself away from me. Sometimes I cover my face just so that people can live normally around me, without the constant spectre of near perfection so closeby.[/quote] He has to wear a paper bag over his head when he goes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I just don't want to cause accidents. Sometimes people are driving, and they just can't look away... then BAM, rear ender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Poor QM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 He's learned not to look directly at the radiance that is my appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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