Should Cake Be Eaten With A Fork Or A Spoon

[goldenchild17]

[quote name='Bennn' date='15 April 2010 - 01:19 PM' timestamp='1271359181' post='2094161']
No spork option? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img]
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Sporks are the evolutionary equivalent of tableware. Cutlery with an identity crisis. I can't even come up with its own name, not only stealing the best parts of a fork and a spoon, but taking their names for itself as well. Any self-respecting psychiatrist will look long and hard at the mental state of a person who uses a spork.

Edited April 15, 2010 by goldenchild17

[brandelynmarie]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='15 April 2010 - 04:04 PM' timestamp='1271358280' post='2094151']
If you need a spoon, I can loan you one. What I can't loan you is a knife. For whatever reason, I am down to three table knives, and three steak knives. I think they were stolen by the same creatures that steal my socks from the dryer.
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I have a theory that the sock monsters also love silverware (they have taken 3 of my spoons too!) & that they store them in the rings of saturn. But that's just a theory... .

[jeffpugh]

There is no spoon, and, other: the cake is a lie.

Sporks are irrelevant.

[Marie-Therese]

Forks are for solids, i.e. cake. Spoons are for liquids, i.e. soup. I get weirded out when I see people eating what I consider to be fork foods with a spoon. It's just one of my idiosyncrasies, I suppose.

Spork sounds like a bad disease a Vulcan might get.

[Bennn]

Ah, forget it. Just eat with your hands.[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Shpout]

with my bare hands of course!!!!!!!

lol I would go with what ever is available really... as long as I can eat the cake..

[Tridenteen]

JMJ
Ignatius of Loyola, you could ask the sisters where your forks went....they might know [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif[/img]

[Bennn]

They might have given them to the poor.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='Tridenteen' date='17 April 2010 - 07:14 AM' timestamp='1271506461' post='2095069']
JMJ
Ignatius of Loyola, you could ask the sisters where your forks went....they might know [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif[/img]
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It's not my forks that are missing--it's my knives! Perhaps the retired Sisters are using them to fight the forces of evil. However, 3 of the knives are kitchen knives and the steak knives are pretty dull, so I doubt anyone will get hurt.

[Bennn]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='17 April 2010 - 05:21 PM' timestamp='1271517702' post='2095105']
It's not my forks that are missing--it's my knives! Perhaps the retired Sisters are using them to fight the forces of evil.
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That's doubtful. I'm pretty sure the Church condemns superstitions such as silver repelling werewolves.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='Bennn' date='17 April 2010 - 10:49 AM' timestamp='1271519394' post='2095112']
That's doubtful. I'm pretty sure the Church condemns superstitions such as silver repelling werewolves.
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Well, since these items are stainless steel, I doubt they repel anything. If the Sisters had them (which they don't) they would probably use them to eat with. I suspect they need them more than I do. Plus, any werewolves in the neighborhood know full well that the convent is a "werewolf-free zone."

Edited April 17, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[SaintOfVirtue]

[quote name='MIkolbe' date='15 April 2010 - 10:03 AM' timestamp='1271351021' post='2094083']
there is no spoon
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Thank you for sharing with us the extent of your vocabulary.

[MIKolbe]

thank you for sharing with us the extent of your humor.

[Bennn]

I'm not even that big of a cake-fan.

Wha- pitchforks... torches? Oh come one, guys. You've got to be kidding me.

[Hilde]

y..y...you don't like cake?

[Totus Tuus]

I guess there's no right way, but I use spoons for pretty much everything when they're available. That or chopsticks. Not a big fork person.

[morostheos]

[quote name='aalpha1989' date='15 April 2010 - 12:14 PM' timestamp='1271344474' post='2094013']
fork without ice cream, spoon with ice cream.
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this is exactly what I do!