IgnatiusofLoyola Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 I'm surrounded by Catholics. I look out my front window, I see nuns. Catholics have taken over my computer. I find myself looking at rosaries on the Internet.[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/shock.gif[/img] Is it a conspiracy? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/smokey.gif[/img] Or am I having hallucinations? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif[/img]
MIKolbe Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 here's a way to tell... if they are traditional.. it's a conspiracy... if they are liberal.. it's a hallucination....
IgnatiusofLoyola Posted May 17, 2010 Author Posted May 17, 2010 (edited) [quote name='MIkolbe' date='17 May 2010 - 02:55 PM' timestamp='1274126112' post='2112041'] here's a way to tell... if they are traditional.. it's a conspiracy... if they are liberal.. it's a hallucination.... [/quote] Yes, but what if they are orthodox? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif[/img] I'm still working on setting up the orthodox versus traditional wrestling league, as soon as I can figure out how two guys can wrestle wearing cassocks and a biretta. Catherine M figured out a spandex cassock, but the biretta is still a problem. But, since this is an orthodox versus traditional league, it's a necessity. See what I mean? A month ago I had to ask what a biretta was! [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/shock.gif[/img] Edited May 17, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola
Bennn Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 A biretta is countercultural awesomeness in the form of a hat.
BG45 Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 It's a conspiracy, trust me. When they were headhunting me, 17 here did a novena to my now patron saint. A girl in Texas called around the city to find the closest RCIA program, etc. It's a conspiracy not a hallucination, and remember...it's not paranoia when they really are after you!
Marie-Therese Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 Catholicism = God's version of the SEALs. We will find you, no matter what.
T-Bone _ Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 "Join us. You'll like being dead." "That's what they said about being alive!"
Marie-Therese Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 We've gone from Catholics as God's covert agents to what sounds like zombies.
princessgianna Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 [quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='17 May 2010 - 03:05 PM' timestamp='1274126706' post='2112057'] .... See what I mean? A month ago I had to ask what a biretta was! [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/shock.gif[/img] [/quote] Biretta's are sooo cool! Like they are totally epic!
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