Winchester Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='Socrates' date='19 July 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1279588244' post='2145195'] What's wrong with morally enjoying the beauty of a woman? [/quote] He's trying to score points with the ladies by saying that. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='Slappo' date='19 July 2010 - 09:31 PM' timestamp='1279589464' post='2145200'] *runs away* [/quote] Good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 06:34 PM' timestamp='1279589682' post='2145206'] Good idea. [/quote] My wife is coming home soon, and she's taken to reading phatmass occasionally. I better edit my post before she sees it Otherwise she might not cook me dinner tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='Slappo' date='19 July 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1279589750' post='2145207'] My wife is coming home soon, and she's taken to reading phatmass occasionally. I better edit my post before she sees it Otherwise she might not cook me dinner tonight [/quote] You are already home, but she is cooking the dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 06:37 PM' timestamp='1279589826' post='2145209'] You are already home, but she is cooking the dinner? [/quote] Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='Slappo' date='19 July 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1279589750' post='2145207'] My wife is coming home soon, and she's taken to reading phatmass occasionally. I better edit my post before she sees it Otherwise she might not cook me dinner tonight [/quote] Oh she'll still cook you dinner, it will just have a bit of poison. Thus solving most of life's problems for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 09:37 PM' timestamp='1279589826' post='2145209'] You are already home, but she is cooking the dinner? [/quote] As a married woman, trust me when I say, sometimes it's better NOT to allow the men in the kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='Slappo' date='19 July 2010 - 09:39 PM' timestamp='1279589982' post='2145210'] Yes? [/quote] So your wife, who is about to come home from a long day of work, is going to have to worry about dinner? When you have been home for however long, and could have done it so she would not have to bother after work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='KnightofChrist' date='19 July 2010 - 09:39 PM' timestamp='1279589984' post='2145211'] Oh she'll still cook you dinner, it will just have a bit of poison. Thus solving most of life's problems for her. [/quote] My grandma would always joke to my grandfather that she would do this if he said something smart before supper. One night he got sick from unrelated causes but never said anything smart before dinner after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 09:42 PM' timestamp='1279590151' post='2145213'] So your wife, who is about to come home from a long day of work, is going to have to worry about dinner? When you have been home for however long, and could have done it so she would not have to bother after work? [/quote] Sammich ain't gonna fix itself, woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 09:42 PM' timestamp='1279590151' post='2145213'] So your wife, who is about to come home from a long day of work, is going to have to worry about dinner? When you have been home for however long, and could have done it so she would not have to bother after work? [/quote] I repeat: [quote name='MissScripture' date='19 July 2010 - 09:39 PM' timestamp='1279589987' post='2145212'] As a married woman, trust me when I say, sometimes it's better NOT to allow the men in the kitchen! [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='MissScripture' date='19 July 2010 - 10:39 PM' timestamp='1279589987' post='2145212'] As a married woman, trust me when I say, sometimes it's better NOT to allow the men in the kitchen! [/quote] I concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='Winchester' date='19 July 2010 - 09:46 PM' timestamp='1279590401' post='2145217'] Sammich ain't gonna fix itself, woman. [/quote] Unless a man's fingers are broken, he should have no problem preparing a simple sandwich for himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I bet I can cook better than any woman on PM. Oh snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='KnightofChrist' date='19 July 2010 - 09:51 PM' timestamp='1279590671' post='2145224'] I bet I can cook better than any woman on PM. Oh snap. [/quote] Yes, but the real question is, can you clean up the kitchen so it is once again spotless afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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