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dominicansoul

to add to Lil Red's list:

#21 Never ask a woman if she has "child-bearing" hips
#22 Never tell a woman that you would have fun making babies with her, unless you two have a very close, intimate friendship and are thinking of marriage...
#23 Never talk about the conversations you have with one woman with another woman. Especially when those things were said in confidence and are no one's business.

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[quote name='KnightofChrist' date='19 July 2010 - 10:07 PM' timestamp='1279591650' post='2145241']
You can make your own sandwiches now big man.
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You're not scoring points with the women, so stop.

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[quote name='Socrates' date='19 July 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1279588244' post='2145195']
What's wrong with morally enjoying the beauty of a woman?
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Didn't you get the memo? Catholics are not allowed to enjoy anything!


(At least not us males....)

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KnightofChrist

[quote name='Winchester' date='19 July 2010 - 10:13 PM' timestamp='1279592003' post='2145250']
You're not scoring points with the women, so stop.
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But I'm a adorable little fuzz ball.

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[quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 10:07 PM' timestamp='1279591652' post='2145242']
I do make sandwiches. For myself only.
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You'll meet a nice man, some day.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='Winchester' date='19 July 2010 - 09:46 PM' timestamp='1279590401' post='2145217']
Sammich ain't gonna fix itself, woman.
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You need new material. :mellow:

I cannot believe that Red's great thread has devolved into bickering about sandwiches. I cannot believe this place sometimes. :annoyed:

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='19 July 2010 - 10:15 PM' timestamp='1279592151' post='2145257']
You need new material. :mellow:

I cannot believe that Red's great thread has devolved into bickering about sandwiches. I cannot believe this place sometimes. :annoyed:
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Less type, more sammich.

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I'm a traditional Southern woman. My husband knows better than to step foot in my kitchen. He'll get a fork someplace soft otherwise. He also isn't allowed to touch my tools. That's just risk prevention. He cut his finger just handing me a pair of pliers.

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KnightofChrist

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='19 July 2010 - 10:15 PM' timestamp='1279592151' post='2145257']
You need new material. :mellow:

I cannot believe that Red's great thread has devolved into bickering about sandwiches. I cannot believe this place sometimes. :annoyed:
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I'm sorry I'll make it all up to everyone by making sandwiches for all!

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[quote name='KnightofChrist' date='19 July 2010 - 10:16 PM' timestamp='1279592218' post='2145260']
I'm sorry I'll make it all up to everyone by making sandwiches for all!
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[url="http://www.amazon.com/Jessie-Steele-Josephine-Polka-Apron/dp/B0025VK8K4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1279592282&sr=8-3"]For you.[/url]

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HisChildForever

[quote name='Slappo' date='19 July 2010 - 10:11 PM' timestamp='1279591903' post='2145246']
Look at the position that I come from. I'm sitting at home not cooking dinner, and here you say it would be worrying and bothersome for the spouse still at work to have to come home and prepare dinner. Makes it sound like I'm a bad or uncaring husband for not cooking.
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I do not believe I used the words "worrying" or "bothersome". I thought I explained myself clearly when I stated that I was [s]confused[/s] curious (but confused too), and I was approaching the topic from a practical standpoint. Or what I saw as a practical standpoint. Do I know all the details of your situation, of course not, and it would have been better for you to gently correct me than come out of left field as if I was deliberately trying to hurt your character. I do not know how many times I have to assure you that I meant no offense, but I would appreciate it if you spoke to me a little nicer.

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KnightofChrist

[quote name='Winchester' date='19 July 2010 - 10:18 PM' timestamp='1279592320' post='2145262']
[url="http://www.amazon.com/Jessie-Steele-Josephine-Polka-Apron/dp/B0025VK8K4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1279592282&sr=8-3"]For you.[/url]
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Does it come in baby boy blue?

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HisChildForever

[quote name='dominicansoul' date='19 July 2010 - 10:12 PM' timestamp='1279591977' post='2145248']
to add to Lil Red's list:

#21 Never ask a woman if she has "child-bearing" hips
#22 Never tell a woman that you would have fun making babies with her, unless you two have a very close, intimate friendship and are thinking of marriage...
#23 Never talk about the conversations you have with one woman with another woman. Especially when those things were said in confidence and are no one's business.
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#24 Never participate in defamation. :)

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dominicansoul

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='19 July 2010 - 10:22 PM' timestamp='1279592539' post='2145269']
#24 Never participate in defamation. :)
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it's only defamation if it isn't true

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HisChildForever

[quote name='dominicansoul' date='19 July 2010 - 10:24 PM' timestamp='1279592687' post='2145273']
it's only defamation if it isn't true
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Like I said. :)

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