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Phatmass Quest!- Commentary Thread


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[quote name='ConfusedCatholicGuy' timestamp='1344915010' post='2467320']
Yes, I am single, but I hope not to be forever, so if there are any ladies looking for... ok, I can't even finish that without laughing.
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Hey, go hijack someone else's thread for that much, bro. :)

I'd suggest perhaps BG45's thread, or maybe Papist's if you are feeling brave.

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ConfusedCatholicGuy

[quote name='arfink' timestamp='1344919926' post='2467353']
Hey, go hijack someone else's thread for that much, bro. :)

I'd suggest perhaps BG45's thread, or maybe Papist's if you are feeling brave.
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Ok, ok! Let's get back to the quest! I say that MIkolbe goes and smashes in the door to the sammich shop and demands a sammich. He threatens them with his taco, which is like a sammich but more amesome. Tacos are the archenemy of sammiches.

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brianthephysicist

I'm lazy so I will repeat my two previous suggestions:

[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1344865248' post='2466843']
My suggestion to get inside via video format:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZPBEQcs6bo[/media]
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[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1344700248' post='2466057']
[s]Arfink, how much money does he still have left over from the vending machine? If he doesn't have enough money,[/s] try Mitch Hedberg's strategy and tell the person behind the counter that it's for a duck.


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3MbZgsI[/media]
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TheresaThoma

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it is time to go talk to the cat again. But first he should see if by any chance there might be and sammich or two that got left behind.

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[quote name='arfink' timestamp='1345004803' post='2467798']
Mikolbe isn't a very good high-kicker, so he decides to just body slam the door. Unfortunately, thick tempered glass is harder to break than it looks, and Mikolbe is forced to open the door like a regular person.

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oT5rIcrfBGA/UCskbkZdG9I/AAAAAAAACwg/9qLja7dfiKU/s800/quest43.png[/img]
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HASAN WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MIKolbe looks through his stuff & what is around him while pondering his options.....

[i]Those red pantaloons were marked as 'fully equipped' - perhaps with a sammich or power bar in the pocket? [/i]

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ConfusedCatholicGuy

Check behind the counter! There might still be stuff left over for him to make his own sammiches. Desperate times...

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This might be jumping the gun a bit....

But he needs to ask the cat-turtle to teleport him to Hasan.

Then there should be an epic battle, Star Wars style.

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brianthephysicist

I'll bet nobody will expect me to suggest this!

[spoiler]Look for a phone. Call the police.[/spoiler]

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