The Phatties Awards

[qfnol31]

My name does exactly what it's supposed to do.

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338174923' post='2436145']
Your head filled the screen well enough the other night
[/quote]

He has a prodigious noggin. Once we went hat shopping for him and it took 4 stores to find a single hat that would fit him. He's tall and slim but the head, well, it's friggin' huge.

ETA points to anyone who gets the reference.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Marie-Therese

[kujo]

[quote name='Marie-Therese' timestamp='1338185610' post='2436263']


He has a prodigious noggin. Once we went hat shopping for him and it took 4 stores to find a single hat that would fit him. He's tall and slim but the head, well, it's friggin' huge.

ETA points to anyone who gets the reference.
[/quote]

Bless your heart.

I've also got a pretty ginormous head. Sometimes I look I my mom, all 5'1 105 lbs of her--and try to figure out how she was able to walk around with me inside her for 9 months.

Bless her uterus.

Edited May 28, 2012 by kujo

[kujo]

Prediction for next year's Phatties newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185726' post='2436264']
Bless your heart.

I've also got a pretty ginormous head. Sometimes I look I my mom, all 5'1 105 lbs of her--and try to figure out how she was able to walk around with me inside her for 9 months.

Bless her uterus.
[/quote]
[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185931' post='2436265']
Prediction for next year's Phatties newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL
[/quote]

[size=4][color=#464646][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sláinte. [/font][/color][/size]

Edited May 28, 2012 by Marie-Therese

[kujo]

Cento anni

[PhuturePriest]

I love you. This is the greatest thing ever, and it is such an honor. I know not what to say, but I thank Lil' Red for whipping me into shape in time to receive an honor such as being best under eighteen.

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185931' post='2436265']
Prediction for next year's Phatties newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL
[/quote]

D'aww... How cute... I would warn you, however, that when I show the171 this you'll learn hell hath no fury like the wrath of the171.

Edited May 28, 2012 by FuturePriest387

[the171]

mea culpa...

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185931' post='2436265']
Prediction for next year's Phatties newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL
[/quote]
If this could be propped, I would prop it.

[BigJon16]

[img]http://www.troll.me/images/sad-frog/didnt-get-included-in-phattie-awards-feels-bad-man.jpg[/img]

[Not A Mallard]

I wasn't included??? [i][b]I'M BATMAN![/b][/i]

[Lil Red]

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1338100538' post='2435675']
Cue people getting all butthurt because they weren't included.
[/quote]

.....

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1338094277' post='2435623']
I was informed to post this in a new thread as well, we just spent the past...several...hours doing this:

The First Annual Phatmass Congressional Awards (past year in time frame):
1) Most Prolific Poster: Lil Mon
2) Most EntertainingPoster: IrishGermanNorwegian
3) Favorite Moderator: MIKolbe
4) Favorite Thread: (Uh we forgot)
5) Troll of the Year: Hasan
6) Rookie of the Year: AnneLine
7) Most Charitable Poster: Archeology Cat
8) Best Debater: Aloysius
9) Lamest Poster: Lil Mon
10) Most Repeated Topic: Homosexuality
11) Lamest Screename: Qfnol
12) Best Non-Catholic Poster: Jesus_lol
13) Best Conservative Phatmasser: Papist
14) Best Liberal Phatmasser: Hasan
15) Thread of the Year (TIE): Never Ending Gay Debate AND Bad Catholics Welcome Here
16) Phrase of the Year (TIE): Jesus iz Lord AND I don't want ponies in my thread
17) Best Fiddler of the Year: Razzle Dazzle
18) Best Blog from a Phatmasser: Oxyparadoxy (The Hell With It)
19) Most Likely to Get Engaged in the Next Year: Sixpence
20) Most Creative Screenname: Dells of Bittersweet
21) Best Under 18: FuturePriest
22) Best Creator of Phatmass: DUST
23) Least Comprehensible Poster: Tab'le
24) Least Favorite Moderator: MIKolbe
25) Most Likely to Bail on the Meetup (TIE): Hasan AND DUST
26) Most Likely to be Banned: SoCalGuy
27) Most Likely to Deep Fry a Pony: Lil Red
28) Most Likely to be Banned from the Next Meetup: Ardillacid
29) Debate Moderator and Official Record Keeper: BG45
30) Best Meetup Host: MIKolbe
[/quote]
Where's my award? (I blame Red and Boozer for this. And USAirways or whatever his sn is.)

[Vincent Vega]

I accept the blame and resign effective immediately.

[BG45]

[quote name='franciscanheart' timestamp='1338331822' post='2437426']
Where's my award? (I blame Red and Boozer for this. And USAirways or whatever his sn is.)
[/quote]

You were on Google Plus, you didn't have the beer hostage.

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1338385307' post='2437754']
You were on Google Plus, you didn't have the beer hostage.
[/quote]
Wha?

[MIKolbe]

just smile and wave....

[franciscanheart]

[Papist]

[quote name='franciscanheart' timestamp='1338331822' post='2437426']
Where's my award? (I blame Red [s]and[/s] the Boozer for this. And USAirways or whatever his sn is.)
[/quote]

Fixed