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I really like the "you know you are a future nun" topic, but I think it's more appropriate for me to start a new one for the discerning guys here :-) So: You know you are a future priest when -

-You're at the bar giving pep talks peppered with Scripture while inebriated. (A friend who now is a Brother used to do this on rare occasions. He became an amazing firebrand while intoxicated and c

- When you first meme you ever created was this: [img]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27260486.jpg[/img]

[quote name='NonNovi' timestamp='1348125482' post='2484605']
- when the priest in the confessional has to ask you if you're a priest before giving any advice, because he wasn't sure.
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- When you read this and really hoped it would happen to you but are sad at the reality of it likely not happening.

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- when the priest enters the sacristy before Mass and says to you with a big smile (as a joke): "Hello, reverend father"
- when the same priest says after Mass (not as a joke) that you really look like a parish priest in your cassock.

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348459460' post='2485878']
- When you first meme you ever created was this:

[img]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27260486.jpg[/img]
[/quote] I'd give you tons of props if I could.... :hehe2:

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[quote name='Christina Thérèse' timestamp='1348468855' post='2485922']
I'd give you tons of props if I could.... :hehe2:
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Doing it was a learning process. This was the first meme I ever made, but Anomaly was just screaming for it.

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[quote name='NonNovi' timestamp='1347568388' post='2482089']
- when you realise you already met the master of novices before he recently got that function and liked him from the beginning.
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- when you suddenly remember you had a picture with him in refectory :hehe2:
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398452_10150515240441740_2084477897_n.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='NonNovi' timestamp='1348601980' post='2486615']
- when you suddenly remember you had a picture with him in refectory :hehe2:
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398452_10150515240441740_2084477897_n.jpg[/img]
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Is the Master of Novices also the World's Tallest Man?

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[quote name='emmaberry' timestamp='1348644601' post='2486857']
Is the Master of Novices also the World's Tallest Man?
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Haha, I don't think so, he's just 2m03 (about 6 feet and 8 inches I think). A great guy, literally and figuratively.

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[quote name='NonNovi' timestamp='1348649976' post='2486863']
Haha, I don't think so, he's just 2m03 (about 6 feet and 8 inches I think). A great guy, literally and figuratively.
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That's gigantic! Especially considering Kansas standards. The average height here is 5'8 or 5'7. I was 5'4 the last time I got measured, so at best I'm [i]maybe[/i] 5'5.

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348667383' post='2486888']
That's gigantic! Especially considering Kansas standards. The average height here is 5'8 or 5'7. I was 5'4 the last time I got measured, so at best I'm [i]maybe[/i] 5'5.
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I'm about 5'9, and here that is not particularly tall. But he is the tallest priest of the whole congregation, I assume he has to have his own custom made albs for Mass, because the regular ones would be too short.

Look how far he "sticks out" above the altar :hehe2:
[img]http://www.kreuz.net/photo/photo.473.image1.jpg[/img]

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