Become A Taco Chef

[dUSt]

You'll see a new tab at the top of the phorum labelled "Become a Taco Chef".

This is the new phorum donor program.

All Taco Chefs will get the following benefits:

- Name and group appear as a different color
- A snazzy tag under your avatar
- Exclusive access to the top secret "Taco Kitchen" board
- Ability to add an image to your signature (up to 300 x 50 pixels)
- 48 props a day

Other things I haven't thought of yet.

For a very limited time, I have a "$1 Ballin' on a Budget Plan" option up. This will allow you to become a Taco Chef for only $1 a month for as long as you keep the subscription active.

Becoming a Taco Chef will remove you from your current member group. Anonymous donations and subscriptions can still be made at [url="http://www.phatmass.com/donate"]http://www.phatmass.com/donate[/url]

[MIKolbe]

This is a great idea!!!

[Basilisa Marie]

Dumb Questions:

If I start with one plan, can I upgrade in the future?

If I become a Taco Chef, can I still hold out hope for someday becoming Church Militant, with all the wonderful perks included thereof?

[arfink]

[quote name='Basilisa Marie' timestamp='1352063982' post='2504040']
Dumb Questions:

If I start with one plan, can I upgrade in the future?

If I become a Taco Chef, can I still hold out hope for someday becoming Church Militant, with all the wonderful perks included thereof?
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Yes, this is what is holding me back...

[dUSt]

Becoming a Taco Chef will remove you from whatever group you are in and put you into the Taco Chef group. Once you stop being a Taco Chef you will automatically go back into whatever group you were in.

Taco Chef's will have the same benefits as Church Militant + added bonuses, such as 48 props, image in sigs, etc.

It's kinda like phatmass is selling indulgences, except I'm not a priest. I'm a bald guy with a hormonal 8-months pregnant wife and a 14 year old daughter who just told me she kissed her first guy.

[Basilisa Marie]

[quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1352064569' post='2504047']
It's kinda like phatmass is selling indulgences, except I'm not a priest. I'm a bald guy with a hormonal 8-months pregnant wife and a 14 year old daughter who just told me she kissed her first guy.
[/quote]

Dude, I am so, so sorry.

I've always wondered when the indulgences reference would kick in during donation drives.

I shall be a taco chef!

[Nihil Obstat]

Was it Mitt Romney?

[Basilisa Marie]

LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT!

See guys, EVERYONE should become a Taco Chef!

[MIKolbe]

the graphic dont work

[Basilisa Marie]

SO?! I don't care. IT'S RED!!! AND I'm the first one.



I feel special.

[MIKolbe]

VERY COOL!!!

thank you for your contributions!!

oh wow, and you're red at the bottom, too!!!!!!!

[arfink]

Sign my name on the dotted line. I'm in.

[MIKolbe]

cool!!!!!!

[dUSt]

I think I made the tag a little too big.

[Basilisa Marie]

WOOOOOOW

Look at that gif.

[Basilisa Marie]

That new gif is the BEST GIF.

[dUSt]

Due to high demand, the $1 plan has now sold out.

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

[quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1352064569' post='2504047']
It's kinda like phatmass is selling indulgences, except I'm not a priest. I'm a bald guy with a hormonal 8-months pregnant wife and a 14 year old daughter who just told me she kissed her first guy.
[/quote]
Dang, dude. Prayers...

Can you do a one time donation? Or does it have to be the specific amount per month?

[dUSt]

Arfink, I think you should draw the official Taco Chef tag.

[quote name='FutureCarmeliteClaire' timestamp='1352066778' post='2504080']
Dang, dude. Prayers...

Can you do a one time donation? Or does it have to be the specific amount per month?
[/quote]

I'll setup some one time donations too.

[arfink]

[quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1352066860' post='2504081']
Arfink, I think you should draw the official Taco Chef tag.



I'll setup some one time donations too.
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Let me know how many pixels wide it should be and I'll work something out.