Winchester Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Eventually that would lose it's shock value. Tasing is the easiest way to deliver a corrective shock. Maybe a proofreader will come with your promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Get her The Dark Knight Rises on 3D Blu-ray*. Experience Batman's spit splattering at you as he shouts, "WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?????" **This product does not actually exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Maybe a proofreader will come with your promotion. I had a couple better ones with borderline-inappropriate language, but I decided to err on the side of safety like a pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theculturewarrior Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) Okay, FP. I make French press coffee every morning, with fresh ginger, Mexican cinnamon and cream. I sweeten it and put it over ice, and then I leave a cup of it on the nightstand next to my wife. Top that. Kindness shown to a woman is never lame or total excrement, except when it's taken for granted; only a very jaded man would think it so. (And a semi-colon for the grammar nazis). Edited December 19, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) Eventually that would lose it's shock value. Tasing is the easiest way to deliver a corrective shock. You're next. :) You have a stigmatizing photograph of a mentally ill man as your profile picture. And in your profile just one sentence: "Crackheads finish last." Explain that. Edited December 19, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 Okay, FP. I make French press coffee every morning, with fresh ginger, Mexican cinnamon and cream. I sweeten it and put it over ice, and then I leave a cup of it on the nightstand next to my wife. Top that. Kindness shown to a woman is never lame or total excrement, except when it's taken for granted; only a very jaded man would think it so. (And a semi-colon for the grammar nazis). I thought you said you were single? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) I don't if that's sarcasm or what, but no, the last time I said that I was single, I was actually single, 7 very long, long years ago. I have defied the odds in so many ways. Edited December 19, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 I don't if that's sarcasm or what, but no, the last time I said that I was single, I was actually single, 7 very long, long years ago. It was serious. Anyway, that's interesting. I would do something similar, but we live two and a half hours away and we aren't even dating yet, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I have feeling that you will do something similar with a very lucky woman someday. Be strong, FP. Put up a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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