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Dust, You Know How You Said Cats Are From The Devil?


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and I didn't believe you?

 

Well, now I do.

 

My cat tipped over and broke my phatmass glass this morning. :( clearly she hates Catholicism and phatmass in particular.

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and I didn't believe you?

 

Well, now I do.

 

My cat tipped over and broke my phatmass glass this morning. :( clearly she hates Catholicism and phatmass in particular.

Your cat is trying to help you reach sainthood, by slowly detaching you from material possessions. :|

IcePrincessKRS
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and I didn't believe you?

 

Well, now I do.

 

My cat tipped over and broke my phatmass glass this morning. :( clearly she hates Catholicism and phatmass in particular.

 


I've been upholding this truth for YEARS. It's about time someone believed us.

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Cats cause schizophrenia.

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I've been upholding this truth for YEARS. It's about time someone believed us.

 


I've been a believer for a long time. :(

homeschoolmom
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Cats cause schizophrenia.

Cats are schizophrenia incarnate.

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I thought it was common thought with this image alone...

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"According to the research, published today (Jan. 29) in the journal Nature Communications, cats kill between 1.4 billion and 3.7 billion birds and between 6.9 billion and 20.7 billion small mammals, such as meadow voles and chipmunks."

They have an agenda

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A couple weeks ago I saw a cat frozen to death in the middle of the road, it was literally frozen with its legs sticking up and its arm pointing the other way.

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THIS IS WHY DOGS HATE CATS

 

Actually my sister's dog wants to play with my cat ... my cat starts to growl.

 

Case closed.  Cats HATE dogs. :P

eagle_eye222001
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Don't have cats...

 

 

cats can't knock stuff over.

 

 

Then YOU knock it over and can calmly blame yourself.

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My brother's cat beats up my dog.

My friend's cat is freakin adorable and will launch itself in play and has caught mice.

 

Plus, they are more independant...dogs are needy.

 

 

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My brother's cat is evil
My friend's cat is freakin evil.
 
Plus, they are more independant...dogs are needy, but not evil

huh?
KnightofChrist
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