Jump to content
Join our Facebook Group ×
An Old School Catholic Message Board

Dust, You Know How You Said Cats Are From The Devil?


Recommended Posts

Posted

I don't have a breviary. Though she did break my favorite Rosary that I personally touched to bones of Saints like Saint Francis of Assisi, Saint Padre Pio, and Saint John Vianney.
 

 

See? She's evil. She only follows you around so that she'll know what you cherish most so that she can break it.

PhuturePriest
Posted

See? She's evil. She only follows you around so that she'll know what you cherish most so that she can break it.

 

Nope. She's been very nice to everything else. She just loves Rosaries. I've caught her in the middle of the night dragging Rosaries by her mouth, taking them to her secret lair.

Posted

taking them to her secret lair.

 

in Hell.

 

:lol4:

PhuturePriest
Posted

in Hell.

 

:lol4:

 

Pope Benedict XVI and Pope John Paul II both love cats.

 

Checkmate.

Basilisa Marie
Posted

You know, if cats are from the devil, that's all the more reason to own one. 

 

To convert it.  :|

Posted (edited)

Pope Benedict XVI and Pope John Paul II both love cats.

 

Checkmate.

 

 

You know, if cats are from the devil, that's all the more reason to own one. 

 

To convert it.   :|

 

Man! You stole my reply to FP!

 

FP: OF COURSE they love cats! They're trying to convert them!

Edited by curiousing
Posted

Apparently when he was a cardinal it was not at all uncommon to see Cardinal Ratzinger sitting on a bench feeding stray cats.

Posted

Get This Through y'all's thick heads: CATS ARE EVIL!!!

ToJesusMyHeart
Posted

I'm doing an internship project on feral cats right now. Apparently there are 357 million feral cats roaming the cities of America currently. The largest carnivorous species, the research claims. 

Posted

Cats cause allergies.

Which lead to sinus infections.

Which lead to antibiotic use.

Which leads to yeast infections.

Which lead to strained relationships.

 

The world is built on relationships.

 

Cats destroy the world.

 

QED.

 


no more so than any other pet.

IcePrincessKRS
Posted

I drove past a really scary looking house yesterday that had at least 8 or 10 cats roaming the yard. I felt sure there were more inside. I was so horrified and distracted I missed my turn.

Posted

I'm doing an internship project on feral cats right now. Apparently there are 357 million feral cats roaming the cities of America currently. The largest carnivorous species, the research claims. 

 

I really hope my tax dollars aren't paying for that.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...