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And Simon answered, "Master, we toiled all night and took nothing! But at your word I will let down the nets." And when they had done this, they enclosed a great shoal of fish; and as their nets were breaking, they beckoned to their partners in the other boat to come and help them. And they came and filled both the boats, so that they began to sink. But when Simon Peter saw it, he fell down at Jesus' knees, saying, "Depart from me, for I am a sinful man, O Lord." For he was astonished, and all that were with him, at the catch of fish which they had taken.

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Balaam's ass.  Hilarious. 

Yes, I understand there's a serious lesson involved.  But it's still hilarious.

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Balaam's ass.  Hilarious. 

Yes, I understand there's a serious lesson involved.  But it's still hilarious.

 

One of the great lessons of that story is that even if you are an ass, God can still use you.

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that one where someone kills someone else with a jawbone of an ass. 

 

that was the guy they named the luggage after, right? :)

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that was the guy they named the luggage after, right? :)

 

yeah! isn't he in the phonebook or something? 

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probably. i remember when he was popular for a song about some girl named Dolores or something... "hey there, Dolores."

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