Keyser Soze Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I bet you anything it was a giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 The giraffe... as roadkill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Well...I BETCHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 3 2004, 03:37 PM']and declared it was a monkey... [right][snapback]247427[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Once my family went to the como zoo. As we were walking by the orangutangs, I decided that i should start jumping and making monkey sounds. As I continued, one of the primates awoke out of his daze and ever so slowly pointed at me. Now his tormenting look and laughter of the masses shall torment me forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:14 PM']Once my family went to the como zoo. As we were walking by the orangutangs, I decided that i should start jumping and making monkey sounds. As I continued, one of the primates awoke out of his daze and ever so slowly pointed at me. Now his tormenting look and laughter of the masses shall torment me forever [right][snapback]920249[/snapback][/right] [/quote] At least you didn't get feces thrown at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 That is true. Monkey feces doesn't smell good. Or taste good for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 24 2006, 11:14 AM']Once my family went to the como zoo. As we were walking by the orangutangs, I decided that i should start jumping and making monkey sounds. As I continued, one of the primates awoke out of his daze and ever so slowly pointed at me. Now his tormenting look and laughter of the masses shall torment me forever [right][snapback]920249[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Maybe he thought you were flirting with him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 24 2006, 11:17 AM'] Or taste good for that matter. [right][snapback]920256[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Mar 24 2006, 11:57 AM']Maybe he thought you were flirting with him... [right][snapback]920326[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Maybe I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Mar 24 2006, 11:57 AM'] [right][snapback]920327[/snapback][/right] [/quote] It is true. If you don't believe me, just try some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:14 PM']Once my family went to the como zoo. As we were walking by the orangutangs, I decided that i should start jumping and making monkey sounds. As I continued, one of the primates awoke out of his daze and ever so slowly pointed at me. Now his tormenting look and laughter of the masses shall torment me forever [right][snapback]920249[/snapback][/right] [/quote] A friend recently had a work-related field trip to the zoo (I know it's odd, but still true). Her group was watching the lions, and the male lion was pacing back and forth majestically. Suddenly, he stopped pacing, turned his rump toward the group, and [i]projectile peed at them[/i]. Luckily, they all had quick reflexes and jumped out of the line of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) Thats amazing You know, urine is good for your hair Edited March 24, 2006 by notardillacid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:03 PM']Thats amazing You know, urine is good for your hair [right][snapback]920343[/snapback][/right] [/quote] OK, R Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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