ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Who is R Kelly? My brother in steubenville also called me that so now I am wondering, how did this person get the honor of being associated with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:12 PM']Who is R Kelly? My brother in steubenville also called me that so now I am wondering, how did this person get the honor of being associated with me? [right][snapback]920363[/snapback][/right] [/quote] He's an R&B singer. He has an affinity for urination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:02 PM']A friend recently had a work-related field trip to the zoo (I know it's odd, but still true). Her group was watching the lions, and the male lion was pacing back and forth majestically. Suddenly, he stopped pacing, turned his rump toward the group, and [i]projectile peed at them[/i]. Luckily, they all had quick reflexes and jumped out of the line of fire. [right][snapback]920339[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:14 PM']He's an R&B singer. He has an affinity for urination. [right][snapback]920370[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Ah I see, but I don't see the connexion between us. I say urine is good for hair, whereas he apparently enjoys urinating. Absolutely nothing similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:02 PM']A friend recently had a work-related field trip to the zoo (I know it's odd, but still true). Her group was watching the lions, and the male lion was pacing back and forth majestically. Suddenly, he stopped pacing, turned his rump toward the group, and [i]projectile peed at them[/i]. Luckily, they all had quick reflexes and jumped out of the line of fire. [right][snapback]920339[/snapback][/right] [/quote] this is going to sound weird... but that just happened to me like a week ago. it was GROSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:17 PM']this is going to sound weird... but that just happened to me like a week ago. it was GROSS. [right][snapback]920377[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Seriously? That's HILARIOUS! I'd never heard of it happening before. It's a little-known talent of lions, the ability to projectile pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:19 PM']Seriously? That's HILARIOUS! I'd never heard of it happening before. It's a little-known talent of lions, the ability to projectile pee. [right][snapback]920380[/snapback][/right] [/quote] And men...lions and men... It's good to be a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:17 PM']this is going to sound weird... but that just happened to me like a week ago. it was GROSS. [right][snapback]920377[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Did you dodge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tindomiel Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:19 PM']Seriously? That's HILARIOUS! I'd never heard of it happening before. It's a little-known talent of lions, the ability to projectile pee. [right][snapback]920380[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Well they're [i]cats[/i]. Ever had a male cat? Edited March 24, 2006 by Tindomiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Raphael' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:19 PM']...lions and men... [right][snapback]920382[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Sounds like one of Steinbeck's lesser known novels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:19 PM']Seriously? That's HILARIOUS! I'd never heard of it happening before. It's a little-known talent of lions, the ability to projectile pee. [right][snapback]920380[/snapback][/right] [/quote] yeah... its weird. [quote name='Raphael' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:20 PM']Did you dodge? [right][snapback]920384[/snapback][/right] [/quote] i ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Mar 24 2006, 02:39 PM']i ran. [right][snapback]920473[/snapback][/right] [/quote] And were you successful in your escape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Well, this thread has certainly taken on a life of it's own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 24 2006, 01:41 PM']And were you successful in your escape? [right][snapback]920476[/snapback][/right] [/quote] yes. i nearly trampled my sister in my mad dash but it was so gross... i was just marveling over the beauty of a white bengal tiger when all of a sudden there was projectile pee coming from its rear... "ew," i said as i ran frantically from the viewing area. the otter more than made up for it though. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Otters are the smelliest animals in the zoo. I always run past them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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