Why I'm Not Catholic

[RemnantRules]

[quote]* smacks Zach with a carrot *[/quote]


lol

[qfnol31]

I don't wanna hit a girl, so tomatoes at her fiance!

[StColette]

* dumps a bowl of ranch dressing over Zach's head *

[littleflower+JMJ]

so are you a vegetarian chris?



you know what? i love this thread and i just want to take the time to say................

*warning!! random fact from flowery coming*

BUT I LOVE VEGGIES TALES!!!

[img]http://www.ultimateveggie.com/windows/wallpaper/veggies.jpg[/img]

[Ellenita]

:crackup: :crackup:

[God Conquers]

You must be part of the fruit salad then.

[ironmonk]

[quote name='Chris Zewe' date='Jul 23 2004, 02:20 AM'] Because my IQ is higher than that of a carrot. Thank you.

*Bows and leaves* [/quote]
My tested IQ score was 147.... What was your score?

I believe 147 is above that of a carrot. Average is 100... I believe that is above a carrot. Mentally retarded is below 70... I believe that is above a carrot.

Where did you study what the Church teaches?
Where did you get your history from?
Have you read the bible?


I don't think that Christ would approve of mindless insults. If the Catholic Church is wrong, please show us where she teaches us wrong so that we can be right for Christ. The Catholic Church teaches us that we do everything for Christ, is that wrong?


Here is a site that you might like: [url="http://www.BaptistBoard.net"]http://www.BaptistBoard.net[/url]

God Bless,
ironmonk

[Dave]

Uhhh ... Ironmonk, in his profile Chris identifies himself as Wiccan. Unfortunately I don't think he cares about what Christ would approve of.

[cmotherofpirl]

Now thats a real intellectual set of beliefs, correct?

[God Conquers]

Remind me how many scholars are wiccan?

Wait.... none?

How many famous philosophers?

wait..... none again?


How many authors?

none... what is going on here?

How many artists?

cmon, this can't be true!?

wait.... ya it is.


So I guess carrots must be beaver dam smart.

And you may not be as smart as you thought.

[EcceNovaFacioOmni]

Reading this post has lowered my IQ significantly.

[Dave]

:crackup:

Matt and Lee rock!

[ironmonk]

[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 23 2004, 10:33 AM'] Now thats a real intellectual set of beliefs, correct? [/quote]
Witcraft and superstition is for the weak minded.

Sad.

God Bless,
ironmonk

[Chris Zewe]

I stopped reading after the first seven or so carrot cracks... If anyone said anything useful, please repost it. I'd rather not make myself go through that again.

[Paladin D]

[quote name='Chris Zewe' date='Jul 23 2004, 11:16 AM'] I stopped reading after the first seven or so carrot cracks... If anyone said anything useful, please repost it. I'd rather not make myself go through that again. [/quote]
Yet your original post was not useful, more like [b]spam[/b].

[p0lar_bear]

Did you really expect anyone to take you seriously with a post like that?

If you want to discuss Catholicism, fine. Start a thread with an actual question or topic for discussion.

If you want to throw out random, asinine comments, don't expect real answers.

[Paladin D]

We welcome people of all faiths onto this forum, it's not a [b]Catholics Only[/b] hangout here.

Make yourself comfortable, and lay off with the smart-remarks and distasteful sarcasm.

[Chris Zewe]

I posted on this "phorum" because a friend of mine told me that I'd get an "I Do Not Rep. The Church" sign by my name. He also said it was "really 1337". Having posted here, I do not see said sign. And I'd really rather not debate with people who think that explicit lesbian scenes in films are a sign that we're racing towards the apocalypse. I also like people who support free will over mindless following of a religious body. Out.

[p0lar_bear]

[Chris Zewe]

Edited by Ice Princess for personal attack.

Edited July 23, 2004 by IcePrincessKRS