Yur So Purdy.

[theculturewarrior]

Woman, I don't care if you is meaner than a striped spider...you got the purdiest eyes. Why, sometimes when I look into them peepers, it feels in my belly like ahm a'goin all crazy legged like on a ferris whil or some kind of somethin special. Nnow', I never did know a woman as fine as you. Woman, yur finer than a jug o' moonshiner. I just want to put a tater sack round ye and put some XXXX's on it so they knowed that yur a powerful poe-shun.

And I ain't one of them Supurfishiles neither. You may be mean, woman, but yur more than a purdy face to me. I mean, you got some chile-rarin hips. Your a good strong woman. I bin watchin how's about you take care of them younguns. Your paddlin arm is somthin fierce!

So, I don't know what you gots planned fur after tha barn dance, but Ahm goin honky tonkin. C U thar.

[Carrie]

this sounds like a Nelly song.

[theculturewarrior]

A nelliwho?

[Carrie]

Nelly...you know, the rapper from St. Louis who raps funny.












Nevermind...I'll meet you after the barn dance.

[theculturewarrior]

C U THERE.

[Carrie]

::whispering:: won't your fiancee Flowery be mad you're taking me honky tonkin?

[theculturewarrior]

I ain't sawed her in pert near three days, and if she don't come back soon, I won't knowed what to do with myself.

(Besides, the opening post was addressed to her, but since you answer. ?)

[Carrie]

ooohhh was it? I didn't notice her name. My bad, my bad!


How about instead of honky tonkin, we just search for her together?




Flowery, Ohhhhh Flowery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you???????????



TCW needs you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Bro. Adam]

*hands Carrie and TCW each a flashlight*


Here...this'll help for the darkness

[theculturewarrior]

she done left me for good.

[DancesforLove]

Oh no lol now I wanna go to Billy Bobs I love goin to honky tonks they are so awesome!
Aww I miss flowery!
And guys have prettier eyes than girls, they always have the blueblue eyes and LONG eyelashes, hmm I'm jealous!

[theculturewarrior]

Whared she get off to? I done tuckered mahself out a'lookin for 'er. She was the finest woman. I mean, she was meaner than a striped spider, but you shudda seen the way she took a switch to them yunguns. Whata gal!

Say, nananana-now, now, now, Carrie, Mrs. Bro, aint you had no luck findin that woman?

Whared she go? What will I do now?

[Carrie]

::sobs:: No luck!!!!


I can't find her!!!



Thanks for the flashlight, Mrs. Bro Adam, but I still can't find her.



Should we post a missing persons bulletin?

[cathgirl]

[littleflower+JMJ]

hey guys! LOL Im here!

uh......im just stopping in, haven't been able to post cuz i have finals all this week.....

um.....you guys can go to the barn dance or whatever it is together if you want since i wont be able too




and it sounds like you two might have something going on there dont let me stop it from blooming

[littleflower+JMJ]

ohyeahd i say purdy...... its hard cuz i try not too but thats how i say it! Its the texan in me i guess

[theculturewarrior]

Hola amiguita! (Hello little phriend.)

Como has estado? (How have you been?) No contestes, ya se...Has estado muy extrañada de todo el phatmass. (Don't answer, I already know...you have been missed dearly by phatmass.)

I hope I said this right! (Espero que lo dije correctamente.)

Bendiciones,

(Blessings),

TCW

(P.S. I want my ring back. JK! )

[MC Just]

[theculturewarrior]

I'da bin married long time ago, weren't for a man a'named Cotton Eye'd Joe.

[littleflower+JMJ]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Aug 15 2004, 07:27 AM'] Hola amiguita! (Hello little phriend.)

Como has estado? (How have you been?) No contestes, ya se...Has estado muy extrañada de todo el phatmass. (Don't answer, I already know...you have been missed dearly by phatmass.)

I hope I said this right! (Espero que lo dije correctamente.)

Bendiciones,

(Blessings),

TCW

(P.S. I want my ring back. JK! ) [/quote]
i have a confession to make........








I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!












his name is Jesus






I Think i your right.....[i]do[/i] need to give you back the ring i dont think im ready to go barn hopping and honky tonkin.....


*runs off to mass* bye now till later! maybe we can be friends, good friends