Christmas Presents for the Pham ...

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='p0lar_bear' date='Dec 11 2004, 02:03 AM'] Now [i]that[/i] is a disturbing thought... [/quote]
:freak: that [i]is[/i] disturbing...

[franciscanheart]

no appreciates my gifts

[franciscanheart]

phazzan: a life

dUSt: that house he wants.

[Phazzan]

[quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Dec 11 2004, 02:13 AM'] phazzan: a life [/quote]
As long as it's not yours...

[Brother Adam]

Phazzan, cant i have a teleporter instead?

[Phazzan]

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Dec 11 2004, 02:36 AM'] Phazzan, cant i have a teleporter instead? [/quote]
No, sorry.

[rachael]

[quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Dec 11 2004, 02:05 AM'] no appreciates my gifts [/quote]
mine either. :angry:

[homeschoolmom]

For Bro. Adam and the Mrs. free long distance calling and cell phones(yea, I could get you a teleporter, but then you wouldn't be suffering... and well, sometimes suffering is good...) and some new furnishings for your new home. (keep reading)

For Phazzan a ticket to the US and some cash to get you started... and a car to replace the one that was stolen... (yea, I'm generous... to a fault!!)

For all the Phatmass teens and college students and semies-- new cars for all! ... plus a copy of Phazzan's US itinerary so that you can be aware of his every move...

For all the Phatmass grown ups... NEW CARS! (I'm starting to feel like Oprah!)

And for Everyone... my prayers for a blessed holiday... -_-

[rachael]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 11 2004, 10:32 AM']
For all the Phatmass teens and college students and semies-- new cars for all!
[/quote]

[homeschoolmom]

was the drooling for the car or Phazzan...?

[Phazzan]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 11 2004, 10:35 AM'] was the drooling for the car or Phazzan...? [/quote]
We both know the truth, HSM, both you and I.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Phazzan' date='Dec 11 2004, 10:37 AM'] We both know the truth, HSM, both you and I. [/quote]

[rachael]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 11 2004, 10:35 AM'] was the drooling for the car or Phazzan...? [/quote]
the car. definately the car.



sorry phazzan.

[Phazzan]

[quote name='rachael' date='Dec 11 2004, 10:41 AM'] sorry phazzan. [/quote]
Oh, curse these inferior genes. -_-

[homeschoolmom]

What? No thank you for my pretend generosity?

[rachael]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 11 2004, 11:30 AM'] What? No thank you for my pretend generosity? [/quote]
thank you?

[Phazzan]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 11 2004, 11:30 AM'] What? No thank you for my pretend generosity? [/quote]
You were pretending.

[Theoketos]

I would get phazzan some beets to put on his goose coagulated milk burger.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Phazzan' date='Dec 11 2004, 11:43 AM'] You were pretending. [/quote]
Well, I know you probably think that all Americans are just wealthy like Homer and Marge, but we ain't sorry...

[Phazzan]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 11 2004, 11:50 AM'] Well, I know you probably think that all Americans are just wealthy like Homer and Marge, but we ain't sorry... [/quote]
But this is me we're talking about hsm, ME!