Socrates Posted January 8, 2005 Author Posted January 8, 2005 "Girls will only go out with guys who have [b]skills[/b] . . ." "You know, nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills . . ."
jmjtina Posted January 8, 2005 Posted January 8, 2005 Napoleon Dynamite: Where've you been? Pedro: I got sick. Napoleon Dynamite: How come? Pedro: Two days ago, I went to my cousin's birthday party and they had all this food. So I started to eat this taco with lots of meat. It was like a carne asada taco. And all of a sudden, I started to feel real ill inside. So the next day, I just like laid in the bathtub for a couple of hours. And then I had to go to the hospital because my aunt Concha was having a baby. We had to wait a really long time in the lobby so I bought a little bag of corn tortillas from the vending machine. And right when I started eating them, I felt really good inside. The weird feeling I was having just like lifted out of me. It, like, evaporated into nothing. [takes a bite of tortilla in flashback, looks up to heavens] Pedro: So I dunno. I think they was like... holy chips or something. Who has a Tia Concha?! Blazer does! :wave:
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HomeTeamFamily Posted January 8, 2005 Posted January 8, 2005 bwahahaha that dancing scene was hilarious i enjoyed the movie "its a liger....its gotta be like my most favorite animal of all time" haha good stuff
rachael Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 [url="http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/napoleon.php"]http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/napoleon.php[/url]
AndytheConqueror Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 I've been having cravings for tater tots
lilac_angel Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 [quote name='Stceciliapray4us' date='Jan 7 2005, 08:23 PM'] AMEN to That. I was so happy that movie so funny was SOOO clean. [/quote] Yeah, I was pretty surprised that the film was produced by MTV... wish more films were this clean. It's so rare, though!
wopsim Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 [quote name='AndytheConqueror' date='Jan 11 2005, 09:02 PM'] I've been having cravings for tater tots [/quote] dude... gimme some of your tots! i think that movie gets better when you aren't watching it
AndytheConqueror Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 [quote]dude... gimme some of your tots! i think that movie gets better when you aren't watching it[/quote] Yeah, I've been laughing at it for 5 or 6 months now.
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