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[FightingforGod]

u wish phazz...im not a car-oriented-chick...its all about personality for me...and ur losin

[Phazzan]

[quote name='FightingforGod' date='Dec 30 2004, 12:16 PM'] u wish phazz...im not a car-oriented-chick...its all about personality for me...and ur losin [/quote]
Oh dear carp, I think I'm going to die.

[FightingforGod]

*raises eyebrow* whatever

[azaelia]

Boys have cooties

[Phazzan]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 30 2004, 12:23 PM'] Boys have cooties [/quote]
Girls give boys cooties.

[azaelia]

Girls give boys the cooties they got from other boys.

[Phazzan]

It takes a girl for a boy to get cooties.













Most of the time.

[theculturewarrior]

Eve was the first person with cooties.

[azaelia]

Adam gave Eve cooties.

[Phazzan]

If Eve was the first with cooties, she couldn't have got them from Adam.

[theculturewarrior]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 30 2004, 12:33 PM'] Adam gave Eve cooties. [/quote]
Nope. Wrong. God allowed Eve to be punished with cooties for listening to the serpent. She gave cooties to Adam.

[azaelia]

TCW has cooties. He's lying to protect his cootie-infested brethren.

[theculturewarrior]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 30 2004, 12:36 PM'] TCW has cooties. He's lying to protect his cootie-infested brethren. [/quote]
I told you I have herpes not cooties! :angry:

[azaelia]

Herpes = cooties.

[voiciblanche]

If TCW is right, that means cooties are not intrinsically evil.

[theculturewarrior]

Oh, so now all boys have herpes?

[Phazzan]

Therefore cooties are holy and good.

[azaelia]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Dec 30 2004, 01:38 PM'] Oh, so now all boys have herpes? [/quote]
Yep.

[azaelia]

I'm allergic to cooties.

[Benedict]

At first I was going to complain that no one mentioned me in this thread.

Then I remembered that I already mentioned I have a girlfriend.

Then I read page 2.

:ph34r: