azaelia Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Girls give boys the cooties they got from other boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 It takes a girl for a boy to get cooties. Most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Eve was the first person with cooties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Adam gave Eve cooties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 If Eve was the first with cooties, she couldn't have got them from Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 [quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 30 2004, 12:33 PM'] Adam gave Eve cooties. [/quote] Nope. Wrong. God allowed Eve to be punished with cooties for listening to the serpent. She gave cooties to Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 TCW has cooties. He's lying to protect his cootie-infested brethren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 [quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 30 2004, 12:36 PM'] TCW has cooties. He's lying to protect his cootie-infested brethren. [/quote] I told you I have herpes not cooties! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Herpes = cooties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 If TCW is right, that means cooties are not intrinsically evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Oh, so now all boys have herpes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Therefore cooties are holy and good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Dec 30 2004, 01:38 PM'] Oh, so now all boys have herpes? [/quote] Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I'm allergic to cooties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benedict Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 At first I was going to complain that no one mentioned me in this thread. Then I remembered that I already mentioned I have a girlfriend. Then I read page 2. :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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