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On why there are two chapters in my Latin text that really could be covered in one:
Mr. Congrove: "Wheelock is infalliable, so we don't question."

And on the absurdity of having a 6th edition of a Classical Latin while discussing the rising cost of college text books:
Prof. Long: "And do you guys know what example they used to show the useless revision of text books? The 6th edition of Wheelock's Latin (at which point I crack up beause I own it). It's classical Latin, I mean how much is the subject matter really changing??"

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Hey, aren't those Mike Wille's Quotes?

I was featured in one of his quotes:

May 16: 2) May the power of the Lord open up your wallets to give to me - Mike Moehlenhoef, acting like a priest

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[quote name='track2004' date='Jan 12 2005, 12:01 AM'] On why there are two chapters in my Latin text that really could be covered in one:
Mr. Congrove: "Wheelock is infalliable, so we don't question."

And on the absurdity of having a 6th edition of a Classical Latin while discussing the rising cost of college text books:
Prof. Long: "And do you guys know what example they used to show the useless revision of text books? The 6th edition of Wheelock's Latin (at which point I crack up beause I own it). It's classical Latin, I mean how much is the subject matter really changing??" [/quote]
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
haha

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[quote name='mikejmoe' date='Jan 12 2005, 01:11 AM'] Hey, aren't those Mike Wille's Quotes?

I was featured in one of his quotes:

May 16: 2) May the power of the Lord open up your wallets to give to me - Mike Moehlenhoef, acting like a priest [/quote]
Indeed they are! I do so miss the Mike Wille.. :sadder:

WOW! You've been immortalized, Mike! ^_^

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[quote name='Lavender' date='Jan 11 2005, 11:31 PM'] :lol: Welcome to my geometry class. Oh, my...

Mr. Markos: Why does God hate me?
Luke (short person): Cause you're tall.
Markos: God is short?

Grant: I don't give a carp!
Markos: Why would you give it?
Grant: Why would you take it?
Markos: Where would you take it?
Luke: *matter-of-factly* To the bathroom! :blink:

Ashley: Hey now!
Markos: *funny look* You're a rock star?

Luke: *gravitational pull demo with ruler* See, it's not always parallel. If the center of the earth moves this way, then...
Markos: The center of the earth doesn't MOVE!

Megan: I'm leaving 15 minutes early.
Markos: Yes! God does answer prayers! I was about to give up on him, but then he gave me a sign. He said "Geoff, I will make her leave 15 minutes early." Now if only I could make Hillary leave 20 minutes early...

Markos's Broken Nose Story
Markos: And then...they put me in a straitjacket.
Grant: That's never a good sign.
Markos: Yeah, but that medication they had me on later...oooo yeah, that was good stuff. I was floating.

lol I love that class. :D [/quote]
ROFL!!

Those are hysterical... Reminds me of Mr. Harris, my Trig teacher..

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