dUSt Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I gotta try that pepto bismol buttocks thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [img]http://www.zooscape.com/dataimg/zoo0041/5/big/415325_b.jpg[/img] Badger hair brushes are hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='dUSt' date='Jan 27 2005, 01:51 AM'] I gotta try that pepto bismol buttocks thing. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Jan 26 2005, 11:55 PM'] I've got it. First you both get naked, but you both are wearing sailor hats. Then you get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol. You clip his toenails and he can shave your buttocks. [/quote] Oh...Rat Race is a funny movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popestpiusx Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='BLAZEr' date='Jan 27 2005, 01:46 AM'] A gun, definitely. And then give it to him naked. That would put me over the top . . . if I had a wife. [/quote] If you were a woman, and I was single...well never mind, I shant be causing scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Jan 27 2005, 02:00 AM'] If you were a woman, and I was single...well never mind, I shant be causing scandal. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 *ahem let me just say that women's buttocks aren't usually the ones that need shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='Lil Red' date='Jan 27 2005, 12:24 AM'] *ahem let me just say that women's buttocks aren't usually the ones that need shaving. [/quote] Right, women's legs are the ones that usually need shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 exactly....different genders....different areas that need shaving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZEr Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Jan 27 2005, 02:00 AM'] If you were a woman, and I was single...well never mind, I shant be causing scandal. [/quote] :thinking: :scratch: :married: :bugeyes: :newlyweds: :bugeyes: :shame: :freak: :runaway: [i] * Why do I gotta be the woman?[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popestpiusx Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='BLAZEr' date='Jan 27 2005, 02:32 AM'] :thinking: :scratch: :married: :bugeyes: :newlyweds: :bugeyes: :shame: :freak: :runaway: [i] * Why do I gotta be the woman?[/i] [/quote] Because you said you would give the gun to HIM naked. I took that to mean (or hoped that it meant) that you would do so if you were a woman. I was just letting you maintain that "position". Besides, I'm surely not going to be the woman. This conversation has suddenly become confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 new wallet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullnaChinaShop Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 One of my favorite gifts Lauren gave me was a spent 30mm cannon round. It was a target practice round from the GAU-8 gatling cannon that the A-10 carries. She gave it to me for my birthday back when she worked in testing on the A-10. It now sits on my desk at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Serve him dinner, and just wear an apron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Wow.... this thread is getting racy.... :bugeyes: lol Anywho.... I don't think Matt would give a hoot about a gun either, he'd probably wonder why the heck I got it for him. lol I really do think massage oil and some quality time is the way to go. Its romantic and sexy without being too sappy, and for men who don't "go over the top" by guns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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