Brother Adam Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 " Another EXTREMELY good idea, Bath and Body Works sells some really nice massage oils (I think for about 13 bucks a bottle), and if you get it for him he can give you massages, too. wink.gif Its a win-win deal. lol" YES! It can be great fun. Eventually becoming sortof a 'treat' to your spouse.
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 I've got it. First you both get naked, but you both are wearing sailor hats. Then you get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol. You clip his toenails and he can shave your buttocks.
popestpiusx Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 (edited) Buy him a brand new Smith and Wesson .357. Guns are to guys as diamonds or chocolate would be to girls. Then, for the romantic part, ask him to teach you to shoot it. Now that's a hot date (to be followed, of course by a good massage and lots of quality time). [img]http://www.moonclips.com/images/m627_5_med.jpg[/img] Edited January 27, 2005 by popestpiusx
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Jan 26 2005, 11:30 PM'] And *ahem* quality time.... I don't think I need to say any more... Yeah, that kind of quality time. lol [/quote] Well, I knew someone had to say it, I was just hoping that the virgin wouldn't have to be the one to chime in.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Jan 27 2005, 12:48 AM'] Buy him a brand new Smith and Wesson .357. Guns are to guys as diamonds or chocolate would be to girls. Then, for the romantic part, ask him to teach you to shoot it. Now that's a hot date. [/quote] A gun wouldn't mean a darn thing to me... If it were summer, I think I'd just like to spend a day at the zoo or the ballpark (which luckily in Omaha are right next to one another).
Lil Red Posted January 27, 2005 Author Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Jan 26 2005, 09:48 PM'] Buy him a brand new Smith and Wesson .357. Guns are to guys as diamonds or chocolate would be to girls. Then, for the romantic part, ask him to teach you to shoot it. Now that's a hot date. [/quote] he likes fishing, but he doesn't like hunting. no guns for him. good suggestions all around...i wouldn't make him anything, because he's the cook and i can't cook. massage oil, quality time, etc. good stuff...
BLAZEr Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 A gun, definitely. And then give it to him naked. That would put me over the top . . . if I had a wife.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='BLAZEr' date='Jan 27 2005, 01:46 AM'] A gun, definitely. And then give it to him naked. That would put me over the top . . . if I had a wife. [/quote] That may have been too much, BLAZEr...
crusader1234 Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [img]http://www.zooscape.com/dataimg/zoo0041/5/big/415325_b.jpg[/img] Badger hair brushes are hot.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='dUSt' date='Jan 27 2005, 01:51 AM'] I gotta try that pepto bismol buttocks thing. [/quote]
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Jan 26 2005, 11:55 PM'] I've got it. First you both get naked, but you both are wearing sailor hats. Then you get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol. You clip his toenails and he can shave your buttocks. [/quote] Oh...Rat Race is a funny movie...
popestpiusx Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='BLAZEr' date='Jan 27 2005, 01:46 AM'] A gun, definitely. And then give it to him naked. That would put me over the top . . . if I had a wife. [/quote] If you were a woman, and I was single...well never mind, I shant be causing scandal.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Jan 27 2005, 02:00 AM'] If you were a woman, and I was single...well never mind, I shant be causing scandal. [/quote]
Lil Red Posted January 27, 2005 Author Posted January 27, 2005 *ahem let me just say that women's buttocks aren't usually the ones that need shaving.
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='Lil Red' date='Jan 27 2005, 12:24 AM'] *ahem let me just say that women's buttocks aren't usually the ones that need shaving. [/quote] Right, women's legs are the ones that usually need shaving.
Lil Red Posted January 27, 2005 Author Posted January 27, 2005 exactly....different genders....different areas that need shaving!
BLAZEr Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 [quote name='popestpiusx' date='Jan 27 2005, 02:00 AM'] If you were a woman, and I was single...well never mind, I shant be causing scandal. [/quote] :thinking: :scratch: :married: :bugeyes: :newlyweds: :bugeyes: :shame: :freak: :runaway: [i] * Why do I gotta be the woman?[/i]
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