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Don John of Austria
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[quote name='Socrates' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:33 PM']Because God also hates idiots!  :D

And let's not forget the deadly sin of envy . . .

Also pumps, "exercises" etc., would involve masturbatory practices - and those things can do irreparable damage to your john thompson  :( .

P.S. - Was the "device" you ordered emblazoned with a Swedish flag?  ^_^

OK enough of this!!!  I can tell this thread will get shut down fast!
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LOL.

homeschoolmom
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[quote name='Don John of Austria' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:22 PM']Just for the record Kilroy is a women.
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She's plural?

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:37 PM']She's plural?
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So I married two women.

Ain't that big o' me?!

Don John of Austria
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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:37 PM']She's plural?
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I had a really good response for that but I deleted it after all she [i]is[/i] a NInja and she sleeps right next to me.

homeschoolmom
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:leave:

infinitelord1
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i guess there are 2 kilroy's.......one for john of austria......and one for socrates.

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:12 PM']technique over equipment. ;)
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i think size matters is a [i]myth[/i] promulgated by some guys who try to make other guys feel insignificant.....that said..........i have no idea what the morality of this is....if its like a form of infertility treatment------------ then i guess its all good...dunno...movin on here, lol <_<

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This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on phatmass in the history of the entire world.

Thy Geekdom Come
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[quote name='dUSt' date='Jul 14 2005, 02:11 AM']This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on phatmass in the history of the entire world.
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:lol: This thread made me double take.

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live with what you have! haha

cmotherofpirl
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[quote name='dUSt' date='Jul 14 2005, 02:11 AM']This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on phatmass in the history of the entire world.
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So why didn't you delete it?

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 14 2005, 10:58 PM']So why didn't you delete it?
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Because he's interested in some pills. :lol:

Fidei Defensor
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[quote name='Paladin D' date='Jul 14 2005, 10:53 PM']Because he's interested in some pills. :lol:
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Too much information :ignore:

IcePrincessKRS
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Um... ok, how about a little less wise-cracks and a little more "is it sinful or not"? Because if all thats going on in here is jokes this thread doesn't belong here.

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:35 AM']Um... ok, how about a little less wise-cracks and a little more "is it sinful or not"? Because if all thats going on in here is jokes this thread doesn't belong here.
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I apologize.




My input: I would say it's wrong, considering they don't really work. You'll just be wasting your money and time on scams. :(

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[quote name='Paladin D' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:39 AM']My input:  I would say it's wrong, considering they don't really work.  You'll just be wasting your money and time on scams.  :(
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Enzyte is getting sued left and right.. (you know.. the company with "Smiling Bob")

Laudate_Dominum
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LOL! Now this is a strange thread to just stumble upon.

My only thought: if it is really an issue, and not just an insecurity, it can't hurt to pray for a larger penis; if it's God's will of course. hehe

With all those barren women whose prayers were answered, I don't see why God can't hook a guy up. But chances are it's a just a morbid preoccupation.

Plus, I suppose women's "parts" come in different sizes. I imagine the woman God has lined up for you is a perfect match (in more ways than one).

Ok, I'm done entertaining this topic.. LOL

infinitelord1
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[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:43 AM']LOL!  Now this is a strange thread to just stumble upon.

My only thought: if it is really an issue, and not just an insecurity, it can't hurt to pray for a larger penis; if it's God's will of course. hehe

With all those barren women whose prayers were answered, I don't see why God can't hook a guy up.
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lol :bugeyes:

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[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:43 AM']My only thought: if it is really an issue, and not just an insecurity, it can't hurt to pray for a larger penis; if it's God's will of course. hehe

With all those barren women whose prayers were answered, I don't see why God can't hook a guy up.
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sorry had to laugh----- the second paragraph - whoa -

God Conquers
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This is DEFINATELY the most ridiculous thread on phatmass EVER.


That being said, I must reply.

I mean... just THINK: how could a pill enlarge just one special area of your body which is not that much dissimilar to other areas.... it just don't make sense.

I think it could easily be sinfully vain or sinfully prideful, that is if you want a bigger wang for cosmetic purposes or just want the biggest johnson period.

However, IF your package were too small to impregnate your wife (and this is possible) I could concievably see pumping the penis or dong surgery or member enlargement pills (that work... somehow?) not being sinful.

I don't buy the "loving" or "pleasuring" your wife bit...you don't need a giant richard for that, all you need is some creativity.

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