Don John of Austria Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 [quote name='Socrates' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:33 PM']Because God also hates idiots! And let's not forget the deadly sin of envy . . . Also pumps, "exercises" etc., would involve masturbatory practices - and those things can do irreparable damage to your john thompson . P.S. - Was the "device" you ordered emblazoned with a Swedish flag? OK enough of this!!! I can tell this thread will get shut down fast! [right][snapback]642722[/snapback][/right] [/quote] LOL.
homeschoolmom Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 [quote name='Don John of Austria' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:22 PM']Just for the record Kilroy is a women. [right][snapback]642705[/snapback][/right] [/quote] She's plural?
Socrates Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:37 PM']She's plural? [right][snapback]642731[/snapback][/right] [/quote] So I married two women. Ain't that big o' me?!
Don John of Austria Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:37 PM']She's plural? [right][snapback]642731[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I had a really good response for that but I deleted it after all she [i]is[/i] a NInja and she sleeps right next to me.
infinitelord1 Posted July 14, 2005 Author Posted July 14, 2005 i guess there are 2 kilroy's.......one for john of austria......and one for socrates.
Semperviva Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 13 2005, 10:12 PM']technique over equipment. [right][snapback]642683[/snapback][/right] [/quote] i think size matters is a [i]myth[/i] promulgated by some guys who try to make other guys feel insignificant.....that said..........i have no idea what the morality of this is....if its like a form of infertility treatment------------ then i guess its all good...dunno...movin on here, lol
dUSt Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on phatmass in the history of the entire world.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 [quote name='dUSt' date='Jul 14 2005, 02:11 AM']This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on phatmass in the history of the entire world. [right][snapback]642899[/snapback][/right] [/quote] This thread made me double take.
cmotherofpirl Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 [quote name='dUSt' date='Jul 14 2005, 02:11 AM']This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on phatmass in the history of the entire world. [right][snapback]642899[/snapback][/right] [/quote] So why didn't you delete it?
Paladin D Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 [quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 14 2005, 10:58 PM']So why didn't you delete it? [right][snapback]643966[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Because he's interested in some pills.
Fidei Defensor Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 [quote name='Paladin D' date='Jul 14 2005, 10:53 PM']Because he's interested in some pills. [right][snapback]644090[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Too much information :ignore:
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 (edited) Um... ok, how about a little less wise-cracks and a little more "is it sinful or not"? Because if all thats going on in here is jokes this thread doesn't belong here. Edited July 15, 2005 by IcePrincessKRS
Paladin D Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:35 AM']Um... ok, how about a little less wise-cracks and a little more "is it sinful or not"? Because if all thats going on in here is jokes this thread doesn't belong here. [right][snapback]644113[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I apologize. My input: I would say it's wrong, considering they don't really work. You'll just be wasting your money and time on scams.
Tony Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 [quote name='Paladin D' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:39 AM']My input: I would say it's wrong, considering they don't really work. You'll just be wasting your money and time on scams. [right][snapback]644117[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Enzyte is getting sued left and right.. (you know.. the company with "Smiling Bob")
Laudate_Dominum Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 LOL! Now this is a strange thread to just stumble upon. My only thought: if it is really an issue, and not just an insecurity, it can't hurt to pray for a larger penis; if it's God's will of course. hehe With all those barren women whose prayers were answered, I don't see why God can't hook a guy up. But chances are it's a just a morbid preoccupation. Plus, I suppose women's "parts" come in different sizes. I imagine the woman God has lined up for you is a perfect match (in more ways than one). Ok, I'm done entertaining this topic.. LOL
infinitelord1 Posted July 15, 2005 Author Posted July 15, 2005 (edited) [quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:43 AM']LOL! Now this is a strange thread to just stumble upon. My only thought: if it is really an issue, and not just an insecurity, it can't hurt to pray for a larger penis; if it's God's will of course. hehe With all those barren women whose prayers were answered, I don't see why God can't hook a guy up. [right][snapback]644160[/snapback][/right] [/quote] lol :bugeyes: Edited July 15, 2005 by infinitelord1
Semperviva Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 [quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='Jul 15 2005, 12:43 AM']My only thought: if it is really an issue, and not just an insecurity, it can't hurt to pray for a larger penis; if it's God's will of course. hehe With all those barren women whose prayers were answered, I don't see why God can't hook a guy up. [right][snapback]644160[/snapback][/right] [/quote] [color=red][i]HAHAHA[/i][/color] sorry had to laugh----- the second paragraph - whoa -
God Conquers Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 This is DEFINATELY the most ridiculous thread on phatmass EVER. That being said, I must reply. I mean... just THINK: how could a pill enlarge just one special area of your body which is not that much dissimilar to other areas.... it just don't make sense. I think it could easily be sinfully vain or sinfully prideful, that is if you want a bigger wang for cosmetic purposes or just want the biggest johnson period. However, IF your package were too small to impregnate your wife (and this is possible) I could concievably see pumping the penis or dong surgery or member enlargement pills (that work... somehow?) not being sinful. I don't buy the "loving" or "pleasuring" your wife bit...you don't need a giant richard for that, all you need is some creativity.
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