Deep Thoughts

[zwergel88]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

[Piccoli Fiori JMJ]

[quote name='Old_Joe' date='Sep 10 2005, 11:57 AM']The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
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Wow... inspiring...


I like this one... mmmmm... holidays...

[Old_Joe]

I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.