Silly Rumors about Cam

[Jaime]

Camster's computer is currently being worked on by the infamous Geek Squad. Since he's not here to quell them for a while, I thought it would be fun to post some of the rumors about the "real" reason he hasn't posted for a few days.

FOR EXAMPLE

Fox's hit show "So You Think You Can Dance" has its competition hitting the finals.

My friend's girlfriend's optometrist heard that Camster is in the finals and is so focused on winning the dance off, he's not had time to even check emails.





Post your theory here

[Dudette]

tsk tsk hot stuff!! haha.

[Jaime]

However, another friend of mine also knows the barber of a prominent bishop and HE says that Camster is on a secret mission from the Vatican and is in South Bend Indiana. The goal of the mission?

To infiltrate Notre Dame and finally make it Catholic!

[homeschoolmom]

South Bend-- home of the South Bend Chocolate Co.

[Thumper]

I heard he was one of many Church Scholars recently called to Rome to give an account of their teachings regarding liturgical music.





He was hoping for the role of consultant, but as the working title for the document (Why Cam Thinks He's Right; Why hot stuff Cannot Be Wrong) was recently leaked to Zenit, I can't but assume that this "summons" has been as fun as a joint meeting of the Congregation for Divine Worship and Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith can get.

[homeschoolmom]

He went to the post office to send off a package of shoes...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:42 AM']However, another friend of mine also knows the barber of a prominent bishop and HE says that Camster is on a secret mission from the Vatican and is in South Bend Indiana. The goal of the mission?

To infiltrate Notre Dame and finally make it Catholic!
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I have a friend who's a recent convert to Catholicism who's at Notre Dame. i'm sure she'd be happy to help Cam on his mission.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:53 AM']I have a friend who's a recent convert to Catholicism who's at Notre Dame. i'm sure she'd be happy to help Cam on his mission.
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[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:53 AM']He went to the post office to send off a package of shoes...
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Come on, we all know THAT can't be true.

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:55 AM']
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You know her ... MG. You met her on your first visit to Indianapolis.

[homeschoolmom]

Okay... um... maybe he's taking guitar lessons so he can play at Lifeteen masses??

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:57 AM']You know her ... MG. You met her on your first visit to Indianapolis.
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I just wondered if she was who you meant. I didn't know she was a Notre Dame. I thought she lived in FW...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:58 AM']I just wondered if she was who you meant. I didn't know she was a Notre Dame. I thought she lived in FW...
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Yep. She just got the job this summer. She's a hall director, or whatever they call that there. It meant a raise, and getting to be at ND, which is pretty cool. There are some really awesome Catholics there, even if the institution as a whole isn't what it used to be.

[Jaime]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 13 2005, 07:57 AM']Okay... um... maybe he's taking guitar lessons so he can play at Lifeteen masses??


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I hear he's getting the lessons from Marty Haugen!!

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2005, 08:01 AM']Yep. She just got the job this summer. She's a hall director, or whatever they call that there. It meant a raise, and getting to be at ND, which is pretty cool. There are some really awesome Catholics there, even if the institution as a whole isn't what it used to be.
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We went to mass there when we were in Indiana.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled "Where's Cam?" discussion...

[Sojourner]

Sorry ... I'm bad about hijacking threads.

Um ... I heard from my friend's brother's girlfriend's mother that Cam was on a safari in Africa, looking for the rare Bippityboppity Boobird.

[Brother Adam]

You mean he is not hunting "oh mys". I wouldn't go walking in the woods for a long time after hearing that there were dangerous creatures called "oh mys" in the woods. Seriously, when I was a wee little one.

[Theoketos]

I heard that he got married in Vegas to guitar music.

[Didacus]

I heard he got stumped once too many times and has flown to Vatican to do research on such things as "Where do people in hell tell each other to go?" and so forth.

i think they'll be a hole of posting going on when he comes back! (and I'm certain he'll have a few 'special' posts for you hot stuff).

[Jaime]

All his posts to me feel special