Carrie Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 My cousin's friend's barber told me that profits in the shoe business suddenly dropped terribly. So to make some extra cash, Cam is moonlighting as.... Mr. Met!!!!!!!
Jaime Posted September 13, 2005 Author Posted September 13, 2005 (edited) that could be the best one yet! [img]http://images.quizilla.com/F/fusion94/1055114410_turesmrmet.jpg[/img] There is a resemblance Edited September 13, 2005 by jaime
Carrie Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:29 AM']that could be the best one yet! [img]http://images.quizilla.com/F/fusion94/1055114410_turesmrmet.jpg[/img] There is a resemblance [right][snapback]721656[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I wonder if its because of the large head...
Carrie Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 I also heard that although Cam cancelled our wedding due to my insistance on wearing flip flops, he is now getting married to someone else....wearing Tevas!
Fides_et_Ratio Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 poor Cam... so many rumors... on a serious note.. if Cam can't be stumped, why couldn't he fix his own computer?
Carrie Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 [quote name='Fides_et_Ratio' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:45 AM']on a serious note.. if Cam can't be stumped, why couldn't he fix his own computer? [right][snapback]721670[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
Thumper Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 Hold on, hold on. I just heard from my neighbor's brother's mechanic's librarian that Cam has recently begun his first semester at the Tolkien School for Advancement of Elvish Language and Culture. How's he going to have enough time keep up his Klingon, too? Does he ever sleep?
Jaime Posted September 13, 2005 Author Posted September 13, 2005 [quote]Does he ever sleep?[/quote] I've heard rumors that Cam only requires 8 minutes of sleep a night. If he oversleeps and gets 12 minutes, he's logey all day!!
Thumper Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 I've heard rumors that he doesn't sleep a lot because he's afraid of monsters under the bed . . . or were they in the closet? This just in! Cam's convinced George Lucas to write a prior-quel to the Star Wars pre-quels, which will detail Anakin's conception in the womb . . . a brave young sperm fighting off all contraceptive devices, and winning through. The microscopic CGI is going to be fantastic.
Carrie Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 My mother's best friend's sister's husband told me that Cam was once ...a.... oh this is painful to say... A democrat!!
homeschoolmom Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 [quote name='Thumper' date='Sep 13 2005, 12:36 PM'] a brave young sperm fighting off all contraceptive devices, and winning through. The microscopic CGI is going to be fantastic. [right][snapback]721866[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
Old_Joe Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 I heard he got stumped so bad that his computer shut down.
p0lar_bear Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Cam pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
homeschoolmom Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 [i]I[/i] heard that he's at Hooters eating wings...
infinitelord1 Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 i saw cam at the detroit lions game on sunday drinkin a few beers and hangin with more than one beautful lady. I hope he is not married because if his wife saw the way he was acting............
Cam42 Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 This just in.... Back from Rome.....Msgr. Calkins says hello. He has approved my new thesis, to be published in 2007: "Why the Guitar is not Sacred." I spoke with the Holy Father, he said that what we are doing here is good and that he had a run in with some guy named Les???? He asked what I would do with him and I told him that I put him on ignore. He thanked me for the advice and said that he would follow as such. Upon my return to the US, I stopped in on George and affirmed my undying support of the Republican Party.......I also told him that he was not very effective with the whole New Orleans thing.....He understood.....I also asked him to please become pro-life. He said he would think about it, but couldn't make any promises. I dropped a 14 ton guitar on Marty's house....unfortunately he didn't survive. No more junk for music. YAY!!!!! Next flight I will be dropping said guitar on David's house. Oh, Thumper....they are closng BC. I am sorry, but the Holy Father said that it was too liberal.....I couldn't imagine what that means, but you are to report to the Angelicum tomorrow. Finally, I wasn't stumped by my computer, I would just rather leave it to the professional Geeks.....it is simply safer that way.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='Cam42' date='Sep 13 2005, 08:57 PM']This just in.... Back from Rome.....Msgr. Calkins says hello. He has approved my new thesis, to be published in 2007: "Why the Guitar is not Sacred." I spoke with the Holy Father, he said that what we are doing here is good and that he had a run in with some guy named Les???? He asked what I would do with him and I told him that I put him on ignore. He thanked me for the advice and said that he would follow as such. Upon my return to the US, I stopped in on George and affirmed my undying support of the Republican Party.......I also told him that he was not very effective with the whole New Orleans thing.....He understood.....I also asked him to please become pro-life. He said he would think about it, but couldn't make any promises. I dropped a 14 ton guitar on Marty's house....unfortunately he didn't survive. No more junk for music. YAY!!!!! Next flight I will be dropping said guitar on David's house. Oh, Thumper....they are closng BC. I am sorry, but the Holy Father said that it was too liberal.....I couldn't imagine what that means, but you are to report to the Angelicum tomorrow. Finally, I wasn't stumped by my computer, I would just rather leave it to the professional Geeks.....it is simply safer that way. [right][snapback]722265[/snapback][/right] [/quote] How's old Josef doin'?! It's been a long time since he last gave me a call. I had to have his number blocked after he kept calling to ask for StColette's phone number...gosh, you'd think the guy would write his own Marian encyclical without lookin' off the other kids' papers. :
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Sep 13 2005, 06:59 PM'] How's old Josef doin'?! It's been a long time since he last gave me a call. I had to have his number blocked after he kept calling to ask for StColette's phone number...gosh, you'd think the guy would write his own Marian encyclical without lookin' off the other kids' papers. : [right][snapback]722267[/snapback][/right] [/quote] :lol_grin:
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