Our new little friend

[Sojourner]

[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Sep 13 2005, 10:48 AM']Coons are cute and cuddly when they are small, but  can get mean and nasty as they get older. They get very demanding and territorial as well.
Not a great long-term roomie situation. You need to demand a generous security deposit and a hefty rent.
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Now if it paid rent, I might be open to letting it stay.

My co-worker suggested putting a few towels soaked in wolf urine in the attic.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:08 AM']Now if it paid rent, I might be open to letting it stay.

My co-worker suggested putting a few towels soaked in wolf urine in the attic.
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silly... that's how you get rid of warts, not racoons...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:14 AM']silly... that's how you get rid of warts, not racoons...
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Apparently ammonia could also work.

I haven't the faintest idea how to get hold of wolf urine. I sure as hell am not going to be going up to my friendly neighborhood wolf and asking for a sample.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:15 AM']Apparently ammonia could also work.

I haven't the faintest idea how to get hold of wolf urine. I sure as hell am not going to be going up to my friendly neighborhood wolf and asking for a sample.
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[Laudate_Dominum]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:15 AM']Apparently ammonia could also work.

I haven't the faintest idea how to get hold of wolf urine. I sure as hell am not going to be going up to my friendly neighborhood wolf and asking for a sample.
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they probably sell it on ebay.

[Laudate_Dominum]

Coyote urine: [url="http://store.yahoo.com/mainesupply/coprur16oz.html"]http://store.yahoo.com/mainesupply/coprur16oz.html[/url]

Fox urine: [url="http://store.yahoo.com/mainesupply/foxprur16oz.html"]http://store.yahoo.com/mainesupply/foxprur16oz.html[/url]

[Laudate_Dominum]

100% pure wolf urine

[url="http://www.legupenterprises.com/wolf.htm"]http://www.legupenterprises.com/wolf.htm[/url]

[Laudate_Dominum]

I'm gettin me a gallon of mountain lion urine..

[img]http://www.legupenterprises.com/ProductImages/128ozlion.jpg[/img]

[url="http://www.legupenterprises.com/cgi-bin/store/commerce.cgi"]http://www.legupenterprises.com/cgi-bin/store/commerce.cgi[/url]

[Laudate_Dominum]

predatorpee.com is another good one. haha!
[url="http://www.predatorpee.com/"]http://www.predatorpee.com/[/url]

my question is, why are all these pee companies in Maine??

[Jaime]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:31 AM']predatorpee.com is another good one. haha!
[url="http://www.predatorpee.com/"]http://www.predatorpee.com/[/url]

my question is, why are all these pee companies in Maine??
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I thought I read a Maine license plate that said

Urine Maine!!

[Sojourner]

I had NO IDEA there were so many pee companies. That's gotta rank among the least desirable jobs in the world.

"So, what do you do?"

"Well, I spend my days convincing wild animals to pee in a cup."

[Sojourner]

Here's the exchange my housemate and I had on this topic:

[quote]J: Why do you hate Henry? He was outside - not inside...

A: My friend said it's a scientific fact that if he was on the roof, he was in your bed. Yours, not mine. You should check it for racoon poo when you go home for lunch.

J: First of all he was at the bathroom window not my bedroom window and I don't understand this overt hositlity toward Henry.  Do you need counseling?

A: Look, I saw Little Rascal. Rascal was cute when he was young, but then got mean and territorial when he was older. I'm really just looking out for you, so that you don't get a broken heart when Henry charges at you all rabid and such and we have to kill him.

J: Okay - but what am I supposed to do when [i]you [/i]charge at me all rabid?  Does wolf urine or ammonia work on you? Just curious.

A: Now that's just not nice. If I was rabid I would definitely not charge at you. But yes, if you bathed in wolf urine I would definitely stay away.

J: I'm not sure about the not charging - I mean you are awfully quick to flip me off and that isn't much further from charging.  Oh and bathing in wolf urine - I don't do that - I would have to get a stand in to take care of that for me. I will tell Henry that you do not find his company appealing and that you would prefer he not come around - he will probably think you harbor a prejudice against raccoons, which I will not be able to refute but we will just have to live with that...[/quote]

[Old_Joe]

This reminds me of something the FOCUS guys were talking about. Apparently, Joseph was feeding a squirrel that lived near their house. Not a good idea, cause the squirrel won't go away. Also Steve was away at the time, so they had an inside joke that the squirrel was acting in persona Stevie.

[Luthien]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:31 AM']predatorpee.com is another good one. haha!
[url="http://www.predatorpee.com/"]http://www.predatorpee.com/[/url]

my question is, why are all these pee companies in Maine??
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Ever smelled deer urine?



Do yourself a favor and never do it.

:bugeyes:

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 13 2005, 11:53 AM']I thought I read a Maine license plate that said

Urine Maine!!
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