Been in Labour? Know someone who has?

[prose]

Okay, I am sick of being pregnant.

I am all the time, and big... REALLY REALLY big.

Time to get the Phattest tips on how to get my labour going.....

[Sojourner]

I know someone who went into labor when she was test-driving cars on a speed track.

[prose]

Oh, and the making love trick... I think I will skip that one. I feel much too round for that

[philothea]

[url="http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/induction.html"]Labor Salad and Other Methods of Inducing Labor[/url]

[url="http://www.storknet.com/cubbies/pregnancy/owt2.htm"]Old Wives Tales ~ Part 2 How to Get Labor Started[/url]

Or you could ask your OB to induce labor...?

Hang in there!

Edited September 14, 2005 by philothea

[Carrie]

[quote name='prose' date='Sep 14 2005, 02:46 PM']Oh, and the making love trick...  I think I will skip that one.  I feel much too round for that
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That was going to be my suggestion.

[homeschoolmom]

ask your doc to strip the membranes...

[IcePrincessKRS]

Nipple stimulation supposedly works, also eating fresh pineapple us rumored to work... intercourse was the only thing that really triggered contractions for me, though.

Edited September 14, 2005 by IcePrincessKRS

[cmotherofpirl]

By this time, attempted lovemaking should bring on such a fit of giggles that the poor kid will pop out in protest.

[Jaime]

Eating fresh pineapple during intercourse?

[Sojourner]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 14 2005, 02:13 PM']Eating fresh pineapple during intercourse?
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Couldn't hurt to try ...

[Carrie]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 14 2005, 04:14 PM']Couldn't hurt to try ...
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Does one need to be trying to induce labor to try that??


Nevermind...

[Sojourner]

I've heard exercise can help.

[Carrie]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 14 2005, 04:18 PM']I've heard exercise can help.

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I.....can't.........breathe!!!!!!!!!

[Jaime]

[quote name='Carrie' date='Sep 14 2005, 02:19 PM']
I.....can't.........breathe!!!!!!!!!
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Apparently you have to have birthed a child to understand that joke...

[Carrie]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 14 2005, 04:21 PM']Apparently you have to have birthed a child to understand that joke...
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Nope.

Just read the exericse thread.

[Jaime]

[quote name='Carrie' date='Sep 14 2005, 02:22 PM']Nope.

Just read the exericse thread.
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Am I the only one who offers thread crossing warnings around here??

Abby !!!

[Carrie]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 14 2005, 04:39 PM']Am I the only one who offers thread crossing warnings around here??

Abby !!!
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If you spent all day here like Abby, Micah, and I have you'd see we crossed threads with this joke all over.

Check out the Don John thread in the debate table.

[Jaime]

[quote name='Carrie' date='Sep 14 2005, 02:46 PM']If you spent all day here like Abby, Micah, and I have you'd see we crossed threads with this joke all over.

Check out the Don John thread in the debate table.
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I just think its common courtesy



Harumph

[Thy Geekdom Come]

In all honesty, I know of a great many doctors who say that having sex can help.

Now we just need to find you a man...











...oh, wait...you're having a baby...you already have one...well, right then.

[Carrie]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Sep 14 2005, 04:47 PM']I just think its common courtesy
Harumph
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He's harumphing again!!!