p-hawk comments on smilies

[p-hawk]

In this thread, I will comment on every smiley on the "show all smilies" list. This is purely an exercise in fluff. Put bluntly, my post count is a sad little number, and I need to up it.

Is this Christian? I don't know. Let's see how the fruits turn out.

[p-hawk]

This one is called "mellow". Rather boring, I think.

[p-hawk]

"Huh". It raises the same eyebrow I do whenever I raise just one eyebrow.

[p-hawk]

I've never understood what this smiley means, in whatever forum I've seen it.

[p-hawk]

What? What is it Lassie? Has Timmy been playing near the well again?

[p-hawk]

I just found out that flood control is enabled on this board. Oops. I was breaking a rule I didn't even know existed.

[p-hawk]

I've never seen this one used effectively in a phorum. I would love to see an instance of where this one fits in (other than the present exercise, obviously).

[p-hawk]

And then I was all like, "White shoes don't go with black dresses! Silly!"

[p-hawk]

Someone's been getting into the catnip again.

[p-hawk]

An oldie, and a goodie. It's classic because It. Just. Works.

[p-hawk]

"What the heck kind of fool idea is that sonny? Commenting on every single smiley? Only an idiot would do that. Harumph!"

[p-hawk]

I'm sorry mister grumpy old guy. But, my post count! It's so puny!

[p-hawk]

*wonders if this was a good idea*

[p-hawk]

This smiley started hitting the absinthe.

[p-hawk]

This smiley is awestruck by a well-formed norvus ordo liturgy in latina lingua in which everything pointed to the covenant and sacrifice that was taking place to fulfill that covenant.