p-hawk comments on smilies

[p-hawk]

This guy would make a good omelette.

[Fides_et_Ratio]

poor smiley...

[p-hawk]

Superman is cooler. He does this with his bare hand.

[p-hawk]

I'm so glad God bestowed contact lenses upon the land.

[p-hawk]

Remind me to tell you about Mr T's motivational video sometime.

[p-hawk]

An institution that reflects the trinity? Where do I sign?

[p-hawk]

Mother Angelica after seeing Christ portrayed by a woman in 1993.

[p-hawk]

Cardinal Mahoney after Mother Angelica said she wouldn't obey him if she were in his diocese.

[p-hawk]

Everyone knows that Homer's the main character, not Bart.

[p-hawk]

This one keeps running into things, and doesn't understand why.

[p-hawk]

I don't like this guy either.

[Extra ecclesiam nulla salus]

i am not a mahoney either.

[p-hawk]

I can't think of anything funny to say about Satan. He's the most unfunny person around.

I heard a priest say recently about the Genesis story that Adam blamed Eve, and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.

[p-hawk]

Why the doctor wears a nurse's hat, we'll never know.

[p-hawk]

This guy's accent is OUTRAGEOUS.

[p-hawk]

Mmm... steak...

[p-hawk]

This guy has it going on.

[p-hawk]

:bugeyes: Moses when he saw God.

[p-hawk]

What in blazes?

[p-hawk]

I've finally hit the wall with this project.

Which reminds me of a joke. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

"Dam!"