p-hawk comments on smilies

[p-hawk]

In this thread, I will comment on every smiley on the "show all smilies" list. This is purely an exercise in fluff. Put bluntly, my post count is a sad little number, and I need to up it.

Is this Christian? I don't know. Let's see how the fruits turn out.

[p-hawk]

This one is called "mellow". Rather boring, I think.

[p-hawk]

"Huh". It raises the same eyebrow I do whenever I raise just one eyebrow.

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I've never understood what this smiley means, in whatever forum I've seen it.

[p-hawk]

What? What is it Lassie? Has Timmy been playing near the well again?

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I just found out that flood control is enabled on this board. Oops. I was breaking a rule I didn't even know existed.

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I've never seen this one used effectively in a phorum. I would love to see an instance of where this one fits in (other than the present exercise, obviously).

[p-hawk]

And then I was all like, "White shoes don't go with black dresses! Silly!"

[p-hawk]

Someone's been getting into the catnip again.

[p-hawk]

An oldie, and a goodie. It's classic because It. Just. Works.

[p-hawk]

"What the heck kind of fool idea is that sonny? Commenting on every single smiley? Only an idiot would do that. Harumph!"

[p-hawk]

I'm sorry mister grumpy old guy. But, my post count! It's so puny!

[p-hawk]

*wonders if this was a good idea*

[p-hawk]

This smiley started hitting the absinthe.

[p-hawk]

This smiley is awestruck by a well-formed norvus ordo liturgy in latina lingua in which everything pointed to the covenant and sacrifice that was taking place to fulfill that covenant.

[p-hawk]

This smiley saw the Seinfeld episode where Kramer borrowed the coat from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and thought that that particular manner of dress suited the inward reality of his soul.

[p-hawk]

This smiley has some land in Louisiana he'd like to sell you.

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This smiley is about to get martyred in the Coloseum, and wants everyone watching to know that he is dying because he is a Christian, not because he is a petty crook.

[p-hawk]

This smiley just realized that Wagner was ambiguous enough to be embraced by the Nazis, and he's upset that he just put on a production for them.

[p-hawk]

This smiley is just fine, as long as there is no grinding immediately following.