p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 "And the cat came back/ the very next day/ the cat came back/ we thought it was a goner/ but the cat came back/ it just couldn't stay awaaaay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 How many phatmassers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, and they'll do it the Church's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 This smiley is the most powerful ever. A ninja will kick a pirate to heck and back without getting tired or scratched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 [quote name='p-hawk' date='Sep 18 2005, 09:09 PM'] How many phatmassers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, and they'll do it the Church's way. [right][snapback]729297[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Oh my goodness... that is just so classy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 I hope the pope's first encyclical is entitled "be don't lame" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Gotta love stanky prayers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 I REALLY like the "be don't lame" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 What if I never have a funny thought again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 When I was a kid, I was appalled at how my grandpa always referred to japanese as "those beaver dam japs". It wasn't until I realized that "those beaver dam japs" extended world war II for him that I could start to understand. Sorry, I couldn't think of a funny story, so I went with the serious one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Okay, if/when I have kids, we are exchanging presents Christmas morning, and we are NOT pulling this santa claus carp. St. Nicholas' day, yes; Santa claus, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 If you're going to whisper sweet nothings into someone's ear, wouldn't it be more efficient and less romantic to not whisper into the beloved's ear at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 What kind of idiot asks rhetorical questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Me! I'M the kind of idiot who asks rhetorical questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 That makes me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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