lifeteenchick527 Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 When A GIRL... When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. or when you are going to kiss her When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. or how cute you u are or she is wondering if u are thinking about her When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her. God Bless LTC
Snarf Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 I need a girl for research purposes. Quick, help!
Aloysius Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 so basically, girls never say what they mean and always strive to confuse guys in every possible way? yeah I agree...
onathing1 Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 we dont strive to confuse guys, it's just so easy! but anyway, i've read these things before and think they're so adorable and so true!!!!! theres one i read for guys, and my boyfriend confirmed their truthfulness...i'll see if i can find it.
onathing1 Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 can't find them...i was too late and it was deleted
lifeteenchick527 Posted October 11, 2005 Author Posted October 11, 2005 i have somethin srt of like the other one i posted.... its the find a guy one... Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." : God Bless LTC
Cow of Shame Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 [b]Woman - A Chemical Analysis[/b] Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discover: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas Physical Properties: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. Chemical Properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Common Uses: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. Tests: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. 3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment.
lifeteenchick527 Posted October 11, 2005 Author Posted October 11, 2005 rofl thats hilarious God Bless LTC
Christie_M Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 I got an e-mail like that..I agree most certanly!
franciscanheart Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 [quote name='lifeteenchick527' date='Oct 10 2005, 09:45 PM']When A GIRL... When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. or when you are going to kiss her When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. or how cute you u are or she is wondering if u are thinking about her When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. [b]When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her.[/b] God Bless LTC [right][snapback]753489[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
lifeteenchick527 Posted October 11, 2005 Author Posted October 11, 2005 hehe : aggrrreeeeddd : God Bless LTC
Christie_M Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Oct 10 2005, 10:24 PM'][b]Woman - A Chemical Analysis[/b] Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discover: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas Physical Properties: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. Chemical Properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Common Uses: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. Tests: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. 3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment. [right][snapback]753603[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
Benedicite Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 Love it!!! I just sent it to my friends who had an impossible Chemistry exam today .
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 [quote name='lifeteenchick527' date='Oct 10 2005, 10:58 PM']i have somethin srt of like the other one i posted.... its the find a guy one... Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." : God Bless LTC [right][snapback]753574[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I love this one...this is my away message for AIM! YAY!!!
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 If males only, TRULY, understand...no pun intended.
kaidoh Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 ummmmm sometimes it makes me think of some of my friends, those girls
onathing1 Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 my friend dan sent to this to me cuz he knew i'd think it was sweet, and i decided that i want this guy! *i know the girls will like this one** [QUOTE] i'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because. I'm the guy who will blindfold you, take you to the beach and let you run your toes through the sand then make you guess where we are. I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesnt kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because im looking foweward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name. ***I'm the guy who picks you over his friends**** ***I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.*** I'm the guy who isn't always trying to act like a hard ass around you. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GURL IN THE WORLD. [QUOTE]
kaidoh Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 [quote name='onathing1' date='Oct 11 2005, 09:25 AM'] my friend dan sent to this to me cuz he knew i'd think it was sweet, and i decided that i want this guy! *i know the girls will like this one** [QUOTE] i'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because. I'm the guy who will blindfold you, take you to the beach and let you run your toes through the sand then make you guess where we are. I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesnt kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because im looking foweward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name. ***I'm the guy who picks you over his friends**** ***I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.*** I'm the guy who isn't always trying to act like a hard ass around you. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GURL IN THE WORLD. [QUOTE] [right][snapback]753839[/snapback][/right] [/quote] wow
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