WHEN A GIRL

[Smile_Jesus_loves_you]

[quote name='lifeteenchick527' date='Oct 10 2005, 10:58 PM']i have somethin srt of like the other one i posted....

its the find a guy one...
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and
says, "...that's her."
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God Bless
LTC
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I like it!! but i've got mine already.

[azaelia]

[quote name='onathing1' date='Oct 11 2005, 10:25 AM']i'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because.

I'm the guy who will blindfold you, take you to the beach and let you run your toes through the sand then make you guess where we are.

I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you.

I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.

I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt.

I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to.

I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well.

I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead.

I'm the guy who doesnt kiss and tell.

I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.

I'm the guy who's excited all day because im looking foweward to our date that night.

I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.

I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with.

I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name.

I'm the guy who picks you over his friends

I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.

I'm the guy who isn't always trying to act like a hard ass around you.

I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them.

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset.

I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GURL IN THE WORLD.
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I totally just posted this as a bulletin on MySpace. Yeah...I want one like THAT

[Smile_Jesus_loves_you]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Oct 10 2005, 11:24 PM'][b]Woman - A Chemical Analysis[/b]
Element: Woman
Symbol:        Wo
Discover: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:

  1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
  2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
  3. Melts if given special treatment.
  4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
  5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
  6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:

  1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
  2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
  3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
  4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
  5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

  1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
  2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
  3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

  1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
  2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

  1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
  2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
  3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment.
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That is just too funny!!!