missionseeker Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 I need something to REEEEEAAAAAALLLLYYYYYY get back at my sister's boyfriend. Besides the fact that he is very annoying and always picking on me, last night he srayed silly string all in my bed while I was in the other room. If he had sprayed me, that would have been different. I have a problem with people (esp strange people) going through my stuff. That includes my bed. And I found it at midnight. So I had to change my sheet then. I gotta get him back.
Thumper Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 Details, we need details about the intended victim. Age? Occupation? Habits? Hobbies? Pet peeves? Most cherished possessions? Registered gun owner?
missionseeker Posted October 17, 2005 Author Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='Thumper' date='Oct 16 2005, 10:35 PM']Details, we need details about the intended victim. Age? Occupation? Habits? Hobbies? Pet peeves? Most cherished possessions? Registered gun owner? [right][snapback]760658[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Age: 18 Occupation: Watier at "Larry's Real BBQ Pitt" Habbits:? He's not my boyfriend. He comes over to our house about 3 times a week. Hobbies: Collects Swords and knives (I think) Mortorcycle stuff he reads poetry by Blake? Most cherished possessions: Probably his bike Registered gun owner: Probably not BUT we are in Alabama so I'm sure he can use one. They have to dress up for Halloween @ his work and he is going as a coke machine. (he wants more tips) What else?
Christie_M Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 give him a coke, but shake it before you give it to him....
Christie_M Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 same here.lol ok...do you have some milk and some muffins left over?
missionseeker Posted October 17, 2005 Author Posted October 17, 2005 (edited) no. that would be funny. But he doesn't let anyone get anything for him. And I need even worse than that. I need him to remember it. FOREVER!! Edited October 17, 2005 by missionseeker
Christie_M Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 maybe silk milk, lime and a cookie or something to dip.... Drop maybe half or less of the juice of the lime/lemmon in the soy milk or milk...make sure NOT to confuse to whom the glass gose to. :
jmjtina Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 he's a waiter? With your order......and if he's waiting on ya'll...... Order a water on a busy night. Add lots of salt in it. When he comes over to your table tell him you ordered him a water since he's working so hard. (Or you can give him a bottled water with salt) Let him drink it. If he drinks soda, order a glass and add ketchup. (this can be done with a bottled 20 oz too.) Have him wait on you. When your done eating, slather something sticky/gooey on your glasses. Butter and/or honey works best. When he picks them up, it'll probably get him all nice and dirty and hopefully they'll be plastic and drop. (we want them empty, but it's your call.) Oh, yeah. Spell out the word TIP in your french fries. But don't go back. He'll probably do something to your food. Did I mention I worked in a resturant for 8 years? Mostly in my highschool days........... those were the days. hope that helps. probably not, but it's worth a shot. :
jmjtina Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 (edited) oh, and this can only be done if you know this person well. I had a practical joke war going on at work for most of those eight years, but we worked together. We knew how far to go. Keep it clean. (not cruel like) Keep it safe. We were both cracking up. The salt one worked EVERYTIME!!!! You would think we'd figure it out, but you can't see salt in water or ketchup in a dark soda! back to your regular conniving plan. Edited October 17, 2005 by jmjtina
Christie_M Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 that's a good one!! I must remember this...
missionseeker Posted October 17, 2005 Author Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='jmjtina' date='Oct 16 2005, 11:11 PM']he's a waiter? With your order......and if he's waiting on ya'll...... Order a water on a busy night. Add lots of salt in it. When he comes over to your table tell him you ordered him a water since he's working so hard. (Or you can give him a bottled water with salt) Let him drink it. If he drinks soda, order a glass and add ketchup. (this can be done with a bottled 20 oz too.) Have him wait on you. When your done eating, slather something sticky/gooey on your glasses. Butter and/or honey works best. When he picks them up, it'll probably get him all nice and dirty and hopefully they'll be plastic and drop. (we want them empty, but it's your call.) Oh, yeah. Spell out the word TIP in your french fries. But don't go back. He'll probably do something to your food. Did I mention I worked in a resturant for 8 years? Mostly in my highschool days........... those were the days. hope that helps. probably not, but it's worth a shot. : [right][snapback]760700[/snapback][/right] [/quote] The tip thing might work but that's not enough. The cups are white styrofoam He wouldn't drink something that I gave him. He trusts me not. And he is always doing things to me. So that is nothing new. I am just tired of him thinking he can get away with it. Oh, and HE rolls up tips for other people and sticks them inside straws.
jmjtina Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 (edited) i think he has you beat. accept defeat. move on with your life. : Edited October 17, 2005 by jmjtina
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