ATTN: All Practicle Jokers and Wise Guys

[missionseeker]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


I WILL NOT ACCEPT DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jmjtina]

Of course you could do it ol' skool

get a STRONG water gun.

corner him.

show no mercy.

[missionseeker]

or paintball gun. He told me how to make them hard w/out freezing them so they stay hard longer.

[Christie_M]

[Thumper]

If he doesn't trust you, I think you need to plan on a larger scale. I'm still liking the restaurant setting, but I'm thinking instead of enlisting the aid of his manager and fellow workers. Maybe planting an irate customer at one of his tables, complete with "Candid Camera-esqe" recording? What would be awesome is if you and your sister were there together, and she could see him looking like a goof-ball.

[jasJis]

Rookies.

Do NOT accept defeat.

Off the top of my head...

Does he ride his motorcycle to your house? Here's a few ideas..

Black shoe polish on the handle grip or seat if he wears gloves.
.
Roll up a pink ribbon and attach one end to the bike so it unrolls and flutters after he's driving.

Go to a sporting goods store and buy Doe Urine. Deer hunters buy it to attrack bucks. A few drops in the helmet works. A few drops on the handle bar will get it on his hand and he'll smell it whenever his hand is near his face. It washes away pretty easy, but you can do it repeatedly.

If he uses the 'guest' bathroom, can you get away with saran wrap over the bowl? (if so, make sure there are no towels, no extra tp rolls, and very little tp in the bathroom).

Spend 6 bucks and get one of those battery door alarms from home depot. Experiment so that you can set up your door to knock the activator off. It's done with thread and a little shelf for it to sit next to the alarm part. Set it up so you can turn it off/on before you go in.

Get a bunch of dried macaroni noodles and rig your bathroom cabinet to dump them if opened.

In the restaraunt setting, a 'Don't Tip Me' sign taped to his back would be good. Make it small so it isn't noticed right away.

Zapping gum is always good. Be chewing gum and if he asks for a piece, whip out the zap-gum. That also works for BlackTooth and Pepper Gum.

Toilet paper trailer would work good in a restaraunt if you have accomplices. You prepare it ahead of time. A 2' piece of tp, with a strip of scotch tape down middle for re-inforcement. Some double-face tape or loops of scotch tape makes one end sticky. It takes timing to get it set up on the floor and slide it towards the end of table for him to step on.

Work with that. You have to watch his habits to set some things up. Don't cause physical injury or property damage, and be try to be around to deny and laugh.

btw. Thumper's idea is really good if you have the manager in on it. For example, have some customers constantly spill drinks and accuse the boyfriend waiter. The manager never gets upset but says something to the bf everytime so the bf knows the customers are setting him up but the manager doesn't believe it, just thinks the bj is having a real clumsy night.

Edited October 17, 2005 by jasJis

[Thumper]

A truly impressive list, jasJis.


I humbly honor your devious nature.

[Proud2BCatholic139]

Put onion powder all over a person's clothes!!!

Put egg in a ballon and throw it at people

Put a tampon in a twix wrapper!

Oh, man, so many more.

[tojo]

Y'all scare me, lol....

[prose]

[quote]coke machine. (he wants more tips)[/quote]

Was this a pun?? I thought it was funny... Coke machine. Tips... Tip the coke machine...

Man, I have a strange sense of humor...

I would go with black polish on the bike seat. He won't notice, but everyone else will.

[jmjtina]

[quote name='jasJis' date='Oct 17 2005, 09:46 AM']Rookies. 

Do NOT accept defeat.

Off the top of my head...

Does he ride his motorcycle to your house?  Here's a few ideas..

Black shoe polish on the handle grip or seat if he wears gloves.
.
Roll up a pink ribbon and attach one end to the bike so it unrolls and flutters after he's driving.

Go to a sporting goods store and buy Doe Urine.  Deer hunters buy it to attrack bucks.  A few drops in the helmet works.  A few drops on the handle bar will get it on his hand and he'll smell it whenever his hand is near his face.  It washes away pretty easy, but you can do it repeatedly.

If he uses the 'guest' bathroom, can you get away with saran wrap over the bowl? (if so, make sure there are no towels, no extra tp rolls, and very little tp in the bathroom).

Spend 6 bucks and get one of those battery door alarms from home depot.  Experiment so that you can set up your door to knock the activator off.  It's done with thread and a little shelf for it to sit next to the alarm part.  Set it up so you can turn it off/on before you go in.

Get a bunch of dried macaroni noodles and rig your bathroom cabinet to dump them if opened.

In the restaraunt setting, a 'Don't Tip Me' sign taped to his back would be good.  Make it small so it isn't noticed right away.

Zapping gum is always good.  Be chewing gum and if he asks for a piece, whip out the zap-gum.  That also works for BlackTooth and Pepper Gum.

Toilet paper trailer would work good in a restaraunt if you have accomplices.  You prepare it ahead of time.  A 2' piece of tp, with a strip of scotch tape down middle for re-inforcement.  Some double-face tape or loops of scotch tape makes one end sticky.  It takes timing to get it set up on the floor and slide it towards the end of table for him to step on.

Work with that.  You have to watch his habits to set some things up.  Don't cause physical injury or property damage, and be try to be around to deny and laugh.

btw.  Thumper's idea is really good if you have the manager in on it.  For example, have some customers constantly spill drinks and accuse the boyfriend waiter.  The manager never gets upset but says something to the bf everytime so the bf knows the customers are setting him up but the manager doesn't believe it, just thinks the bj is having a real clumsy night.
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and sooooooooooo flippin halirious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theculturewarrior]

You went to a private school, huh? (All the mean kids go to private school. )


[quote name='jasJis' date='Oct 17 2005, 10:46 AM']Rookies. 

Do NOT accept defeat.

Off the top of my head...

Does he ride his motorcycle to your house?  Here's a few ideas..

Black shoe polish on the handle grip or seat if he wears gloves.
.
Roll up a pink ribbon and attach one end to the bike so it unrolls and flutters after he's driving.

Go to a sporting goods store and buy Doe Urine.  Deer hunters buy it to attrack bucks.  A few drops in the helmet works.  A few drops on the handle bar will get it on his hand and he'll smell it whenever his hand is near his face.  It washes away pretty easy, but you can do it repeatedly.

If he uses the 'guest' bathroom, can you get away with saran wrap over the bowl? (if so, make sure there are no towels, no extra tp rolls, and very little tp in the bathroom).

Spend 6 bucks and get one of those battery door alarms from home depot.  Experiment so that you can set up your door to knock the activator off.  It's done with thread and a little shelf for it to sit next to the alarm part.  Set it up so you can turn it off/on before you go in.

Get a bunch of dried macaroni noodles and rig your bathroom cabinet to dump them if opened.

In the restaraunt setting, a 'Don't Tip Me' sign taped to his back would be good.  Make it small so it isn't noticed right away.

Zapping gum is always good.  Be chewing gum and if he asks for a piece, whip out the zap-gum.  That also works for BlackTooth and Pepper Gum.

Toilet paper trailer would work good in a restaraunt if you have accomplices.  You prepare it ahead of time.  A 2' piece of tp, with a strip of scotch tape down middle for re-inforcement.  Some double-face tape or loops of scotch tape makes one end sticky.  It takes timing to get it set up on the floor and slide it towards the end of table for him to step on.

Work with that.  You have to watch his habits to set some things up.  Don't cause physical injury or property damage, and be try to be around to deny and laugh.

btw.  Thumper's idea is really good if you have the manager in on it.  For example, have some customers constantly spill drinks and accuse the boyfriend waiter.  The manager never gets upset but says something to the bf everytime so the bf knows the customers are setting him up but the manager doesn't believe it, just thinks the bj is having a real clumsy night.
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[Dudette]

[quote name='jasJis' date='Oct 17 2005, 12:46 PM']Rookies. 

Do NOT accept defeat.

Off the top of my head...

Does he ride his motorcycle to your house?  Here's a few ideas..

Black shoe polish on the handle grip or seat if he wears gloves.
.
Roll up a pink ribbon and attach one end to the bike so it unrolls and flutters after he's driving.

Go to a sporting goods store and buy Doe Urine.  Deer hunters buy it to attrack bucks.  A few drops in the helmet works.  A few drops on the handle bar will get it on his hand and he'll smell it whenever his hand is near his face.  It washes away pretty easy, but you can do it repeatedly.

If he uses the 'guest' bathroom, can you get away with saran wrap over the bowl? (if so, make sure there are no towels, no extra tp rolls, and very little tp in the bathroom).

Spend 6 bucks and get one of those battery door alarms from home depot.  Experiment so that you can set up your door to knock the activator off.  It's done with thread and a little shelf for it to sit next to the alarm part.  Set it up so you can turn it off/on before you go in.

Get a bunch of dried macaroni noodles and rig your bathroom cabinet to dump them if opened.

In the restaraunt setting, a 'Don't Tip Me' sign taped to his back would be good.  Make it small so it isn't noticed right away.

Zapping gum is always good.  Be chewing gum and if he asks for a piece, whip out the zap-gum.  That also works for BlackTooth and Pepper Gum.

Toilet paper trailer would work good in a restaraunt if you have accomplices.  You prepare it ahead of time.  A 2' piece of tp, with a strip of scotch tape down middle for re-inforcement.  Some double-face tape or loops of scotch tape makes one end sticky.  It takes timing to get it set up on the floor and slide it towards the end of table for him to step on.

Work with that.  You have to watch his habits to set some things up.  Don't cause physical injury or property damage, and be try to be around to deny and laugh.

btw.  Thumper's idea is really good if you have the manager in on it.  For example, have some customers constantly spill drinks and accuse the boyfriend waiter.  The manager never gets upset but says something to the bf everytime so the bf knows the customers are setting him up but the manager doesn't believe it, just thinks the bj is having a real clumsy night.
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I almost died with laughter reading this. HILARIOUS!! Oh man, I would love to be there and see it whatever you do!

[missionseeker]

Doe urine would be hilarious. So would the black shoe polish .
Hmmm. I love the cranky customers and I think the staff would help me w/ that.

He really is a nice a guy. Just annoying. I was thinking of his pet peeves and one is when guys make the girls pay. He will pay for both of them if it happens and he is the waiter or if he sees it.


The really funny thing about the Coke machine: His name is R.C.

[ardillacid]

The best thing to do would be humiliate him in front of your sister.

If he drives a car you could buy one of those rainbow bumperstickers and put in on the back of his car

[Old_Joe]

Since he's a waiter at a restaurant. I'd say call in a reservation for Donner party of 8 or Hewitt party of five. Soemthng else you could do write up a really nasty comment card and then put the words "just kidding" at the bottom or on the back.