Roommates

[Deafgeek]

Here's mine:

My stupid roommate was a total pig.

He had left three-day old pizza and a half carton of melted icecream on the floor.

There's dirty cloths on the bathroom floor that are one month old (they're actually growing something).

He has three week old dishes in the sink. (I got sick of doing his dishes--he's still have some from the begining of the term.)

He left the toilette covered with his disgusting diahreha (sp?). Luckily there's two bathrooms in the quad. (That had been there for two weeks)

He has parties pretty much every other night.

He drinks all the beer in the fridge, and never replenishes.

[Era Might]

I once shared a room with a couple of diarrhea-cover-leavers. Disgusting.

It's hereditary. I know someone who lives in filth. It's just normal for her and her family. Her mother was the same way. That's how they were raised.

[Sojourner]

My roommate is great. Love her to death.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Deafgeek' date='Nov 7 2005, 04:53 PM']He has parties pretty much every other night.

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Boy, I bet he's a great host with the way he fixes up the place for guests and all...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Nov 7 2005, 04:57 PM']Boy, I bet he's a great host with the way he fixes up the place for guests and all... 
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Alcohol covers a multitude of sins.

[Andrea348]

my roomates my senior year of college were nasty.....i couldn't stand living there.....the kitchen was just nauseating.....uhhhh......dishes left till the point where it started to smell...you'd open the apartment door and it would just reek of trash....thank God it is over....they were girls too....bleh

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:08 PM']Alcohol covers a multitude of sins.
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and kills a multitude of germs...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:13 PM']and kills a multitude of germs... 
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so THAT'S why I've been so healthy lately ...

[homeschoolmom]

this reminds me... I should go clean the fridge...

...seriously...


...don't ask...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:15 PM']this reminds me... I should go clean the fridge...

...seriously...
...don't ask...
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I did that a couple of weeks ago. I had some healthy science projects at the back of the bottom shelf ....

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:16 PM']I did that a couple of weeks ago. I had some healthy science projects at the back of the bottom shelf ....
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Remember when we went to visit you last summer?

So do the leftovers in the back...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:17 PM']Remember when we went to visit you last summer?

So do the leftovers in the back... 
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Dang! You should have an archaeologist come take a look at that. You might find some interesting historical specimens. You mean last summer, as in a couple months ago, or last summer, as in, last year?

[Dreamweaver]

Eww, I had a really moldy container of fried rice and an extremely moldy/sprouty onion half in my fridge. At that point, you just chuck the whole thing the dumpster.

Little hint on the dirty dishes in the sink....bleach kills bacteria and other gross nasty stuff. Everything I learned about cleaning I learned in the lab. Someday I should pick up some Lysol so I don't need to wash the floor with a 10% bleach solution!

[Sojourner]

I use Clorox Cleanup on my kitchen counters. And in my bathroom. Good stuff.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:19 PM']Dang! You should have an archaeologist come take a look at that. You might find some interesting historical specimens. You mean last summer, as in a couple months ago, or last summer, as in, last year?
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2005... I'm not that horrible...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:23 PM']2005... I'm not that horrible...
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Whew! I figured that's what you meant, but then I got a little worried ...

[Jazz4jesus]

what you should do, but its quite mean so prolly do this when you are closing in on the time you dont have to put up with him, is carefully
CAREFULLY
Gather up all his clothes (layers of trashcans and dust mask filled with scented stuff) and put them on his bed

This is very mean, if you do it, i never said a thing
you dont know me i dont know you. i can deny it since people can hack into my account and say things

[Old_Joe]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:16 PM']I did that a couple of weeks ago. I had some healthy science projects at the back of the bottom shelf ....
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Is that really healthy?

Deafgeek, be grateful you didn't have to deal with the police three times in one week.

[FutureSoror]

[quote name='Dreamweaver' date='Nov 7 2005, 05:20 PM']
Little hint on the dirty dishes in the sink....bleach kills bacteria and other gross nasty stuff. Everything I learned about cleaning I learned in the lab. Someday I should pick up some Lysol so I don't need to wash the floor with a 10% bleach solution!
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I have an Astronomy teacher who also teaches chemistry. His idea of cleaning things is to pour some diluted Hydrocloric acid on them.

[blovedwolfofgod]

A couple stories:
First semester freshman year at Kutztown:

I had a roomate who smelled. Reallly bad. Onions dont make my eyes burn (contacts) but one day he took off his shirt... i had to leave because i was tearing up. It was that bad.

Second story, same semester. My other roomate, ryan, he drank alot. He would come into our room and make plans for the future. One night he made plans to go to pittsburgh the next day. He didnt remember, and the look on his face when i told him was priceless. he left later that day. A bit later, he came in really drunk and me and my other roommate had been discussing that we should mess with his head. So i spoke intermitently in gibberish. he was so freaked out. came over and started hitting my bed. Priceless.

Third story, same semester:
The smelly guy snored... horribly. But if you hit him hard enough, he would stop for a few minutes. So i threw a bottle at him on night and it bounced off him and hit ryan. ryan was pissed and still believes to this day that the other kid threw the bottle at him.

Now, my roomate tom doesnt wake up. So every morning his alarm goes off. I grab my squirt bottle and drench him a little. Then he covers up with the blanket so i get out of bed and kick him, then he shows himself to tell me to stop and i squirt him a little more. he gets mad sometimes, but always thanks me for waking him up.