Parody: dUSt vs. Spammer

[Theoketos]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 2 2005, 02:36 AM']dang, first I miss the zombie poll, now some spammer....was the spammer at least entertaining?
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All threats...not really.

[Old_Joe]

Moderator: Did you know that the first phorum was designed to be perfect? Where none were persecuted, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire threads were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect Phorum. But I believe that, as a Phatmasser, Catholics define their faith through suffering and misery. The perfect phorum was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Phorum was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='Old_Joe' date='Dec 2 2005, 02:41 PM']Moderator: Did you know that the first phorum was designed to be  perfect? Where none were persecuted, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire threads were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect Phorum.  But I believe that, as a Phatmasser, Catholics define their faith through suffering and misery. The perfect phorum was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Phorum was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
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[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='Theoketos' date='Dec 2 2005, 10:58 AM']All threats...not really.
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eh, that smells of elderberries.

if someone's gonna waste my time, I should at least be amused...even horrified, *then* amused is acceptable.

Edited December 3, 2005 by Cow of Shame

[phatcatholic]

haha, i freakin love this part :

[quote name='Raphael' date='Dec 1 2005, 06:38 PM']dUSt - The first phorum I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every Spammer, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive moderator, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the spammer psyche. If I am the father of the phorum, she would undoubtedly be its mother.

Spammer - The Queen.

dUSt - Please.  Call her Flowery. As I was saying.....[right][snapback]807542[/snapback][/right][/quote]
haha!!