homeschoolmom Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Well, that is sort of the ironic thing about Santa Claus... All year: "Don't talk to strangers, don't take candy from strangers, blah, blah, blah..." Decemeber: "Go sit on his lap, tell him what you want, let him give you a candy cane" And if the kids balk at the mixed message, then they are the one who are weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Domini Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Satan...I mean Santa as he is presented at this time of the year is an incarnation of the daemon Odin. Many parents all over the world encourage idolatry through teaching their children to do acts of supplicantion to this idol, to do works to placate this norse 'deity' and to look in hope to his coming instead of to the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. His boldness in claiming to be 'Father Christmas' illustrates how this usurper has set his sights on the throne of the Lord as the enemy of God and the Church. St Nicholas would rather die twice than have his memory soiled by the efforts of Satan to manipulate his memory to the service of the daemon Odin. This act by the government may make it easier in the long run for the True Faith to reclaim Christmas... ...now all we need them to do is declare dressing up for Halloween as too scary and we can get All Saints Eve back too INXC Myles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ohhhh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 'cause you've always been a rotten little brat Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath They're gonna chew your welcome mat Swallow your kitty cat Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias 'cause santa hasn't fed them in a month Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 'cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey Wreck your tv Burn down your christmas tree Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home 'cause they ain't got nothing else to do Santa's loaded with attitude He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude His workshop's been closed by an auditor And mrs. claus ran off with her chiropractor. Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 'cause he's had a really crappy year Ow, my bum hurts... Arrogant worms... Santa gonna kick your *** LOL... good ol' Canadien folklore (actually new kinda Canadien folklore, but nothing bad comes from Canada right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 oops... killed another one. sorry.... now I feel shame..... sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 an anti-santa law, if ever enacted, wouldn't be morally obligatory : that's my take on it! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 *singing* It was the year without a Santa Claus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 [i] puts 'ass' on list of words you can use repeatedly on phatmass [/i] ...and begonias. That goes on the list too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 14 2005, 09:41 AM'][i] puts 'ass' on list of words you can use repeatedly on phatmass [/i] ...and begonias. That goes on the list too [right][snapback]824968[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Hey cow! Seems we don't have much time to talk nowadays! Ya... I shocked myself on that begonia thing too! *quickly checks list* ya... its on there! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) You're lucky one of the mods hasn't played Hammertime on your skull How's it dangling? Edited December 14, 2005 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Things are going ok with X-Mas preparations going well. We have anti-santa posters in every kids bedroom this year! FYI I do have warnings.... *Blush* but I do try to keep myself under control. i sincerely thought the filters whrere going to handle those words.... It ended up kiling the thread though. oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) [quote name='Didacus' date='Dec 14 2005, 10:51 AM'] We have anti-santa posters in every kids bedroom this year! [/quote] What? Like, "DEATH TO THE MAN IN RED!" or "Mr. CLAWS devours the souls of children!!" You didn't kill the thread. You morphed it. Edited December 14, 2005 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 14 2005, 10:58 AM']What? Like, "DEATH TO THE MAN IN RED!" or "Mr. CLAWS devours the souls of children!!" You didn't kill the thread. You morphed it. [right][snapback]825091[/snapback][/right] [/quote] LOL, posters are more like "Santa wil get you if you don't sleep right away!!!!" or "that noise you just heard might be him coming down the hall - DON't SCREAM OR HE'LL KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU!!!" First law of thermodynamics states that nothing can be create, only transformed. Alas, in order to transform something, you must first destroy what it once was! Or ma I overanalyzing things - again? The raindeer... the raindeer! He's evil i tel;l;s ya! [b]EVIL!!!![/b] PS: care to be my third guest on AVATALK? I think you're avatar deserves a mention.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 futurama santa clause is scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 [quote name='Didacus' date='Dec 14 2005, 11:04 AM']"that noise you just heard might be him coming down the hall - DON't SCREAM OR HE'LL KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU!!!" PS: care to be my third guest on AVATALK? I think you're avatar deserves a mention.... [right][snapback]825101[/snapback][/right] [/quote] haha...awesome. thanks. i could give it a try...is the thread still alive? I kept trying to think of some good questions, but inspiration was hiding in the closet or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 [quote name='Cow of Shame' post='825593' date='Dec 14 2005, 06:10 PM']haha...awesome. thanks. i could give it a try...is the thread still alive? I kept trying to think of some good questions, but inspiration was hiding in the closet or something[/quote] Has inspiration come out of the closet yet? If so ask him (or her) who or what else is lurking in there. I'm still looking for a coat and a pair of socks but I don't dare look in the closet - SANTA might be in there?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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