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[quote name='Didacus' date='Mar 22 2006, 03:05 PM']I agree... white folks are just not funnuy.
funny looking....
but not funny.
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I dunno...Mitch Hedberg was both. Funny and funny looking.

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[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Mar 22 2006, 12:56 PM']<Sonic> snow tomorrow. yay. 
<Turtle> No snow in the hill country of Texas....where are you expecting your snow, sonic? 
<moc> no snow in houston either 
<Sonic> pennsylvania 
<Sonic> only about 4 more inches 
<2slim> we have 4 feet here in Idaho 
<fiver> is that due to inbreeding, slim?
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Ash Wednesday

I'm white -- and I have to admit that I always thought the terms "honky" and "cracker" were really funny words in an odd way.

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Cow of Shame

[quote name='Era Might' date='Mar 22 2006, 05:00 PM']This thread is a cheap ripoff of Nikkan Hanil's "Random Internet Carp" thread.

Stop bitin'.
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Is the knowledge of who Nikkan Hanil is required in order to rip him off?

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Keyser Soze

[quote name='PCPA2Be' date='Mar 22 2006, 01:55 PM']How so?
It was a racist comment.
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Because It's true. No one likes the black jelly beans...they taste awful. I'm not a racist people, it was a joke. Looks like my own cousin doesn't have a sense of humor, nor did she bear witness to my character when you decided to imply I was a racist.

That's the shame.

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Ash Wednesday

Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:

Sister Sabre of Enlightenment

Get your Unitarian Jihad name here:
[url="http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html"]http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html[/url]

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[quote name='Keyser Soze' date='Mar 23 2006, 12:18 AM']Because It's true. No one likes the black jelly beans...they taste awful. I'm not a racist people, it was a joke. Looks like my own cousin doesn't have a sense of humor, nor did she bear witness to my character when you decided to imply I was a racist.

That's the shame.
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I was joking too. I hate black jelly beans. Dang I leave a thread for one second.

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Ash Wednesday

[url="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6098900969448774744&q=ghost+girl"]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...44&q=ghost+girl[/url]

This is a video of some guy who allegedly caught some ghost of a little girl on camera. (Just a warning to viewers that he swears a couple of times, but if you're hanging out in this thread I don't think that's going to be an issue)

The funny part is the way this guy screams. He sounds like a cross between a woman screaming and a turkey gobbling.

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Cow of Shame

[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Mar 23 2006, 09:49 AM']The funny part is the way this guy screams. He sounds like a cross between a woman screaming and a turkey gobbling.
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Amazingly accurate description

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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Mar 23 2006, 07:49 AM'][url="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6098900969448774744&q=ghost+girl"]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...44&q=ghost+girl[/url]

This is a video of some guy who allegedly caught some ghost of a little girl on camera. (Just a warning to viewers that he swears a couple of times, but if you're hanging out in this thread I don't think that's going to be an issue)

The funny part is the way this guy screams. He sounds like a cross between a woman screaming and a turkey gobbling.
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Oh my gosh....:lol_pound:

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Ash Wednesday

[url="http://oldtimessnakesonaplane.ytmnd.com/"]http://oldtimessnakesonaplane.ytmnd.com/[/url]

One more thing before I head back to work.

In case you haven't heard about "Snakes on a Plane" -- it's the new Samuel L. Jackson movie about snakes. On a plane. And they were going to have a different title but Jackson said more or less, "no way man, change it back." He took the job because of the title and said "you either want to see it or you don't."
:lol_roll:

The song from ytmnd (another swear moment warning at the end of the song) is called "Noodles with Teeth" by Jenny's Midnight Screamatorium. I have to laugh at any song that has lyrics that sing about "footballs full of champagne" and "snakes on cocaine on the way downtown."

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