The Raelian Movement

[photosynthesis]

kind of, actually... except he had hair

[Akalyte]

Sounds similar to what the 5 percenters believe. What a joke. Please, there is so much evidence that proves Christianity true.

[Akalyte]

ok so what about:

Miracles
Eucharistic miracles
miraculous cures
apparitions
etc..?

I suppose they are all lies huh? all though many miracles and apparitions have been witnessed by thousands of people at a time.

[EcceNovaFacioOmni]

I know that the head of the Raelians wears a space suit.

[Ave Maria Totus Tuus]

[quote name='scardella' date='Dec 23 2005, 03:16 PM']Did he look like this:
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"WE ARE FROM FRANCE."

[Guest JeffCR07]

hahaha

[Myles Domini]

[quote name='Raelian1' date='Dec 23 2005, 03:56 PM']As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the resposibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity.
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Should you not be a troll, and for now I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt (I know phatpham but there's a Prince Myshkin in all of us...) would you care to defend this statement? Pointing out wherein you find errors within the Catholic system? Perhaps one of our Church Scholars would be able to answer you?

INXC
Myles

[Socrates]

[quote name='Raelian1' date='Dec 23 2005, 09:56 AM']As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the resposibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity.
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Ok . . . scientists from another planet! it's all starting to make sense now!
I knew there had to a rational explanation to all this!

Well, Mr. Raelian1, if you see the big Rael, tell him I said "live long and prosper," and ask him where he got that alien/prophet outfit he wears, or maybe give me the address of his tailor.
See, I was thinking of starting this groovy space alien cloning cult myself, and was wondering where I could get some funky alien prophet threads to wear. My outfit would also include a triple-crown tiara like the Pope used to wear (I think it would lend an air of authority, especially among the Trad set), as well as a mitre/magic wand with a chrome skull at the end.
I'm looking for nubile young virgins between the ages of 18 and 25 to join my cult, which will be tentatively christened "The Purest Brides of Socrates," so let me know if you know anyone who might be interested. (no ugly chicks, please)

Btw - How's Rael's Flying Saucer Landing Pad building project going in Israel? Last I heard, those Jews were making it difficult for him.

And tell those alien scientists to go easy with those anal probes!

Live long and Prosper,

Socrates (the 4000-year-old Greek philospher)

[Raelian1]

[quote name='thedude' date='Dec 23 2005, 02:02 PM']Who made the scientists?
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Our creators were created by other scientists from another planet and those creators were created by other scientists from another planet and so on ad infinitum. There is no starting point. If we don't destroy ourselves, we too will create life on other planets.

[Raelian1]

[quote name='lifescanticle' date='Dec 23 2005, 02:19 PM']What religion are the scientists?
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They have no religion per se. The closest thing to a religion is the fact that geniuses are cherished in their society.

[Socrates]

[quote name='Raelian1' date='Dec 23 2005, 09:38 PM']They have no religion per se. The closest thing to a religion is the fact that geniuses are cherished in their society.
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Does their society also cherish idiots?

[Raelian1]

[quote name='Myles' date='Dec 23 2005, 10:32 PM']Should you not be a troll, and for now I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt (I know phatpham but there's a Prince Myshkin in all of us...) would you care to defend this statement? Pointing out wherein you find errors within the Catholic system? Perhaps one of our Church Scholars would be able to answer you?

INXC
Myles
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The www.rael.org website explains it all. Look, everyone is entitle to believe as they wish. I'm not trying to convince or convert anyone about us.

[Raelian1]

[quote name='Socrates' date='Dec 23 2005, 11:41 PM']Does their society also cherish idiots?
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They cherish everybody. If you downloaded the free e-book "Intellligent Design: Message from the Designers" from the [url="http://www.rael.org"]www.rael.org[/url] web site and read it you would have known that. Everyone in their society is housed, fed and taken care of in every manner possible. The point I was trying to make was that intelligence and geniuses are idolized and treasured the most because only the most intelligent can vote and govern their planet (also called geniocracy).

[rkwright]

After visiting the website.... this is a bit strange to say the least

[quote]Who Created the Elohim?
If we believed in God, we might ask "Who created God". If we believed in evolution and the "Big Bang" we might ask "where did this matter and energy come from that created the big-bang?".
For the Elohim, it is the same - they were created by people coming from the sky as were their creators. It's an infinite cycle of life. One day scientists from earth will also go to another planet and populate it.
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This creates the infinite regress that Aquinas disproves in his arguments for the exisitence for God. (I think the 3rd one does this the best? Am I right here Myles?)

Sounds like Intelligent design with an Atheist twist...

[Extra ecclesiam nulla salus]

is there any evidenece at all that this "relegion" is true?

is it a cult?

what happens to us when we die?

[Socrates]

[quote name='Raelian1' date='Dec 23 2005, 09:46 PM']The point I was trying to make was that intelligence and geniuses are idolized and treasured the most because only the most intelligent can vote and govern their planet (also called geniocracy).
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I guess us crazy ufo cult people don't get voting privileges on their planet, then.
What a shame!

[Socrates]

I'm from outer space, and my spaceship can outrun the Raelians' anyday!
She's the fastest ship in the galaxy!

(She may not look like much, kid, but she got it where it counts!)

[Socrates]

"I think I'm a clone now.
Always seems to be another me around.
I think I'm a clone now.
I can be at home and be out of town!"

~ "Weird Al" Yankovich

[photosynthesis]

I fell out of my chair on that one.

RaelianDude, I'll be praying for you.

[HomeTeamFamily]

wait wait wait......this is actually real????



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