Women are like apples...

[Piccoli Fiori JMJ]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good apples way at the top because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they're safe and easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

[Lil Red]

hmmm, i think i like

[morostheos]

I definitely agree with that!

I think someone needs to start a "tree climbing" school for men though! :

[homeschoolmom]

The best apples are at the top?
Who knew...?

[crazymaine catholic]

what if the guy is afraid of heights? or doesn't like apples?

[prose]

What if the apple is afraid of heights? Should the apple go to therapy?

[Moosey]

How do you like them apples?

I must be at the veeeeeeeeery top then....

[Socrates]

So what's the point of this?
The best women hide up in treetops?

[crazymaine catholic]

wouldn' t that make them monkeys? : : :

[kateri05]

i think the men are the monkeys since they are the ones that have to do the climbing.


definitely need to start a tree-climbing school. or a "apples exist at the top" school Edited March 14, 2006 by kateri05

[crazymaine catholic]

apple trees aren't that tall. wouldn't using a ladder suffice?

[morostheos]

[quote name='crazymaine catholic' date='Mar 13 2006, 09:58 PM']apple trees aren't that tall. wouldn't using a ladder suffice?
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now there's a thought! you should spread the word that ladders exist!

[homeschoolmom]

Aren't apples symbolic of the forbidden fruit? Are women forbidden fruit?

[crazymaine catholic]

holy cow i hope women aren't forbidden fruit. otherwise, there's a serious problem.

[Christie_M]

[color=blue] whith that last comment, I think I'll call my self a peach!

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[musturde]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Mar 13 2006, 08:42 PM']Aren't apples symbolic of the forbidden fruit? Are women forbidden fruit?
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How did that develop tho?

[homeschoolmom]

[Luthien]

How cow you guys.

[Tindomiel]

Interesting thread. Neat idea though.

[Luthien]

It makes sense...we're made to think because our standards are so high we're snobs or prudes. Anyone who thinks that doesn't know what they're missing.

suckas. :