Women are like apples...

[Sojourner]

[quote name='morostheos' date='Mar 13 2006, 10:05 PM']now there's a thought!  you should spread the word that ladders exist!
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But do you really [i]want[/i] a guy who would use a ladder? Doesn't that indicate he's not willing to commit to the long-term hard work of making the climb, and is looking for the easy way out?

[Tindomiel]

One could make a ladder really hard to climb.....

[Luthien]

This reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"it could grip it by the husk"

[morostheos]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 14 2006, 12:03 PM']But do you really [i]want[/i] a guy who would use a ladder? Doesn't that indicate he's not willing to commit to the long-term hard work of making the climb, and is looking for the easy way out?
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Or it could indicate that he's a smart cookie and knows how to take advantage of resources available to him.

[littleflower+JMJ]

i like apple pie

[prose]

Gives a whole new meaning to an apple a day keeps the doctor away doesn't it??

[scardella]

So, if I find a woman doesn't like me picking her, I just pull harder?

[kateri05]

[quote name='littleflower+JMJ' date='Mar 14 2006, 10:04 AM']i like apple pie
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is that what you get when you mix the climber and the apple?

(and btw, what happened to the baby smile? )

[Moosey]

[quote name='Luthien' date='Mar 14 2006, 12:42 PM']This reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"it could grip it by the husk"
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"A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!"

[quote name='prose' date='Mar 14 2006, 01:35 PM']Gives a whole new meaning to an apple a day keeps the doctor away doesn't it??
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So does that mean we aren't going to marry doctors?

[Piccoli Fiori JMJ]

This thread is silly... : I like it

[crazymaine catholic]

what happens if one of the apples has a worm in it?

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

i will crush the tree and get the apple from the TOP

[crazymaine catholic]

crushing the tree doesn't seem very productive.

[God Conquers]

I don't think an "apple a day" in this context is a very healthy lifestyle.

[crazymaine catholic]

well, maybe that's why we have to climb to the top, so we can find the very best apples. that way, we won't want any more.

[prose]

My mom is a crab apple.

[God Conquers]

I must have climbed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO high...

[Era Might]

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does that make of your analogy?

Sounds like polygamy to me.

[musturde]

[quote name='Era Might' date='Mar 14 2006, 10:14 PM']If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does that make of your analogy?

Sounds like polygamy to me.


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sounds like a playa to me. Once your done with the apple, it's no longer any good.
You need a new one each day to keep you healthy.

[Brother Adam]

[quote name='scardella' date='Mar 14 2006, 12:43 PM']So, if I find a woman doesn't like me picking her, I just pull harder?
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Yes! I had to pull really hard, go through three breakups, other guys she liked, and so on. I finally yanked her off the tree and now she's all mine :


love hurts, but its worth it.