Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='FutureNunJMJ' date='Apr 7 2006, 11:49 AM']The World Wildlife Foundation? [right][snapback]939144[/snapback][/right] [/quote] The Wrold Wrestling Federation. Americans take the WWF more seriously than 'hockey'. And most think its ;real'! silly americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Didacus' date='Apr 7 2006, 11:45 AM'] a pakc of matches [right][snapback]939133[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Is that French Canadian for 'matchbook'? Yes. We do take professional wrestling more seriously than hockey, but no, we don't think it's real. Edited April 7, 2006 by jasJis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 What is up with Hayden? Woah Spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='ZenBlue' date='Apr 7 2006, 12:32 PM']Yup... even Mi Lai. That's why we won the war. [right][snapback]939096[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Mi Lai was not a battle. Let me tell you why we lost. Because hippies and the media in America undercut the war effort. We lost [i]zero[/i] significant battles. I dare you to prove otherwise, but please do so in another thread. Back to the america bashing. yes, america smells of elderberries at curling that grand sport that everyone loves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Apr 7 2006, 01:04 PM']The Wrold Wrestling Federation. Americans take the WWF more seriously than 'hockey'. And most think its ;real'! silly americans [right][snapback]939170[/snapback][/right] [/quote] It looks like someone is a bit behind on american pop culture history... they got sued for using wwf because the world wildlife foundation already had the acronym... so now it is wwe... I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 53% of americans cannot find Canada on a map. 67% of americans can find the USA on a map, as long as its a map no more complicated than a mapo depicting 'North America' and with no more than three regions shown. 84% of americans love the WWF and 91% thinks its real. 93% of americans will buy into any stat they see and repeat it in a conversaton within 1 year of their first exposure to the stat. 0.02% of americans used to be Canadiens Canada does not have a fifth amendement - the US does, and that is a fundamental difference between the two nations. The Us can shut up and leave, in Canada it is the law that you must tell the truth if asked. 6.2% of americans think 83.4% of Canadiens live in igloos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='FutureNunJMJ' date='Apr 7 2006, 12:15 PM']It looks like someone is a bit behind on american pop culture history... they got sued for using wwf because the world wildlife foundation already had the acronym... so now it is wwe... I think... [right][snapback]939202[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I care as much about that as the crut accumulation beneath my neighbor's car. I stopped folowing the WWF when I was 6 years old and MadDog Vachon quit. It almost takes a 6 year old mentallity to enjoyu loking at that stuff in my opinion - but that's just me. 93% of Americans, who take the WWF or WWE of WWW whatever would disagree and pout until I admit they are not childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 WWF = World Wildlife Foundation WWE- World Wrestling Entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatcatholic Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='prose' date='Apr 7 2006, 02:09 PM']What is up with Hayden? Woah Spam. [right][snapback]939179[/snapback][/right] [/quote] i deleted them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Apr 7 2006, 12:18 PM']53% of americans cannot find Canada on a map. 67% of americans can find the USA on a map, as long as its a map no more complicated than a mapo depicting 'North America' and with no more than three regions shown. 84% of americans love the WWF and 91% thinks its real. 93% of americans will buy into any stat they see and repeat it in a conversaton within 1 year of their first exposure to the stat. 0.02% of americans used to be Canadiens Canada does not have a fifth amendement - the US does, and that is a fundamental difference between the two nations. The Us can shut up and leave, in Canada it is the law that you must tell the truth if asked. 6.2% of americans think 83.4% of Canadiens live in igloos. [right][snapback]939205[/snapback][/right] [/quote] 99.98% of Americans don't think Canada is a 'real' Country (See 0.02% above) 100% of Americans wouldn't give a watermellon for all the land north of the Great Lakes. 93% of Americans would rather give Canadiens free newspapers than have their 'money' clog the newspaper machines. 81% of Americans couldn't pick out Canadien money if mixed with monopoly money despite their similar buying power. 0% of Candadiens used to be American. 72% of Canadians don't know what a tan is. 3% of Candadians actually know what 'eh' means. 11% of Canadians realize it doesn't snow 9 months of the year everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='phatcatholic' date='Apr 7 2006, 12:29 PM']i deleted them. [right][snapback]939225[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Well done! I'll send you a T-shirt on Monday (got a new line coming out). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Only 3.3% of Ameircans don't believe their presidents, yet 96.4% of americans think their president tells lies. 32.25 of americans are or used to be illegal immigrants! (HA! I KNOW THAT ONE HURT!) 12% of americans think chocolat is a food group. 13.5% of voters in american federal elections are actually Canadien cross border shoppers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 71% of Americans can spell chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazymaine catholic Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) yeah, i think it's wwe now because theyr combined two organizations...but yes. i hate "wrestling", and actually, i do like hockey. i just don't get too involved with it. i always wish i could play. course, i wish i could play any sport... : by the way, i know where canada is. about three hours north of me. : Edited April 7, 2006 by crazymaine catholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 JasJis Please, we are making fun of Imperialistic, Oil-snorting, over-clean, pushing, shoving, greedy, children-of-the-devil, the great satan that we know as america Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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