If Jesus Had An I-pod

[soccer girl =D]

Its really simple......you say what you think Jesus would have on his i-Pod.

[faithfulrock3r]

Gregorian chant, Don't stop believin by Journey, and the philadelphia eagles fight song. Fly, Eagles Fly! on the road to victory!!!

[MIKolbe]

[quote name='soccer girl =D' post='1418157' date='Nov 12 2007, 10:05 AM']Its really simple......you say what you think Jesus would have on his i-Pod.[/quote]


Sammy Blaze.

'nuff said.

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[Resurrexi]

If by this question you mean if our Lord was living on earth today rather than when He did, this is an impossible question. Had our Lord not become incarnate 2000 years ago the history of the world as we know it would be radically different both religiously and secularly. This question seems to imply that He would be incarnate now rather than 2000 years ago, but had he not become incarnate 2000 years ago there probably would be no iPod today.

Now, if by this question you are asking if there had existed an iPod 2000 years ago in the Roman province of Palestine, what would our Lord have listened to, I would probably say He would have listened to chanted versions of the Psalms.

If by the question you meant if our Lord had become incarnate again today after having already become incarnate 2000 years ago (which would be dogmatically impossible unless this were His second coming, in which case, He would judge the living and the dead and the world would end) I would say if He owned an iPod, he would not have any secular music at all on it because most if not all secular music is at least venially sinful, with much of it being mortally sinful. He would probably listen only to the chants of the different Catholic Rites singing Him, His Father and His Spirit praises.

[Resurrexi]

If by this question you mean if our Lord was living on earth today rather than when He did, this is an impossible question. Had our Lord not become incarnate 2000 years ago the history of the world as we know it would be radically different both religiously and secularly. This question seems to imply that He would be incarnate now rather than 2000 years ago, but had he not become incarnate 2000 years ago there probably would be no iPod today.

Now, if by this question you are asking if there had existed an iPod 2000 years ago in the Roman province of Palestine, what would our Lord have listened to, I would probably say He would have listened to chanted versions of the Psalms.

If by the question you meant if our Lord had become incarnate again today after having already become incarnate 2000 years ago (which would be dogmatically impossible unless this were His second coming, in which case, He would judge the living and the dead and the world would end) I would say if He owned an iPod, he would not have any secular music at all on it because most if not all secular music is at least venially sinful, with much of it being mortally sinful. He would probably listen only to the chants of the different Catholic Rites singing Him, His Father and His Spirit praises.

[littleflower+JMJ]

i dont think Jesus would have gone with the popular mainstream brand such as the ipod but listen to all his songs on an underdog brand like a sandisk mp3 player Its cheaper and he was against the riches of this world

[Jaime]

Straight up Johnny Cash

[corban711]

[quote name='littleflower+JMJ' post='1420224' date='Nov 16 2007, 12:46 AM']i dont think Jesus would have gone with the popular mainstream brand such as the ipod but listen to all his songs on an underdog brand like a sandisk mp3 player Its cheaper and he was against the riches of this world [/quote]
possibly true...

[quote name='hot stuff' post='1420225' date='Nov 16 2007, 12:48 AM']Straight up Johnny Cash[/quote]


definitely true! "i keep a close watch on this heart of mine"...haha

[Thy Geekdom Come]

"My Father's House"

[goldenchild17]

[quote name='littleflower+JMJ' post='1420224' date='Nov 15 2007, 10:46 PM']i dont think Jesus would have gone with the popular mainstream brand such as the ipod but listen to all his songs on an underdog brand like a sandisk mp3 player Its cheaper and he was against the riches of this world [/quote]

amen . Plus one could do way more on my phone than I ever could with an ipod (or iphone for that matter).

[goldenchild17]

[quote name='StThomasMore' post='1420222' date='Nov 15 2007, 10:42 PM']If by this question you mean if our Lord was living on earth today rather than when He did, this is an impossible question. Had our Lord not become incarnate 2000 years ago the history of the world as we know it would be radically different both religiously and secularly. This question seems to imply that He would be incarnate now rather than 2000 years ago, but had he not become incarnate 2000 years ago there probably would be no iPod today.

Now, if by this question you are asking if there had existed an iPod 2000 years ago in the Roman province of Palestine, what would our Lord have listened to, I would probably say He would have listened to chanted versions of the Psalms.

If by the question you meant if our Lord had become incarnate again today after having already become incarnate 2000 years ago (which would be dogmatically impossible unless this were His second coming, in which case, He would judge the living and the dead and the world would end) I would say if He owned an iPod, he would not have any secular music at all on it because most if not all secular music is at least venially sinful, with much of it being mortally sinful. He would probably listen only to the chants of the different Catholic Rites singing Him, His Father and His Spirit praises.[/quote]


This is all possibly true (though I would definitely argue the bit about the sinfulness of certain music but don't really care to and this is not the place for it). But I'm sure all this is known by everybody and the OP had no malicious intent in the subject matter. It's a purely hypothetical musing as far as I can tell. Now if this had been posted in the Debate Table one might consider it to be an opener for debate about certain kinds of music. But that doesn't seem to be the case either.

Let's all just chill. And have some cheetos... and pop rocks...

[Justin86]

[quote name='hot stuff' post='1420225' date='Nov 16 2007, 02:48 PM']Straight up Johnny Cash[/quote]
When the Man comes around....

[Groo the Wanderer]

Jesse Manibusan and Sarah Hart

[desertwoman]

Babies laughing.

[Adrestia]

I have no idea. If I were to guess based on my iPOD...

Eddie From Ohio

Dave Barnes

Footprints, by T.O.K. (not the rest of their stuff)

Nichole Nordeman

Jars of Clay

Yolanda Adams

Audio Adrenaline

Cowboy Mouth (selected songs)

Mary Mary

OC Supertones

POD

Reliant K

CeCe Winans

Try Jah Love, by Third World

T.R.O.Y., by Pete Rock & CL Smooth

and the Saint Benedict's monks from Brazil (http://siul.rc.ipt.br/cantgreg)

[soccer girl =D]

I know Jesus didnt have an iPod but I was just curious as to what the phamily would reply and say they think Jesus might have on an ipod IF he had one.

[quote name='StThomasMore' post='1420222' date='Nov 16 2007, 12:42 AM']If by this question you mean if our Lord was living on earth today rather than when He did, this is an impossible question. Had our Lord not become incarnate 2000 years ago the history of the world as we know it would be radically different both religiously and secularly. This question seems to imply that He would be incarnate now rather than 2000 years ago, but had he not become incarnate 2000 years ago there probably would be no iPod today.

Now, if by this question you are asking if there had existed an iPod 2000 years ago in the Roman province of Palestine, what would our Lord have listened to, I would probably say He would have listened to chanted versions of the Psalms.

If by the question you meant if our Lord had become incarnate again today after having already become incarnate 2000 years ago (which would be dogmatically impossible unless this were His second coming, in which case, He would judge the living and the dead and the world would end) I would say if He owned an iPod, he would not have any secular music at all on it because most if not all secular music is at least venially sinful, with much of it being mortally sinful. He would probably listen only to the chants of the different Catholic Rites singing Him, His Father and His Spirit praises.[/quote]

Edited November 16, 2007 by soccer girl =D

[Resurrexi]

Right I know you knew that but what I'm saying is to even ask the question one would have to assume hypothetically some historically impossible situation which would make today's music and culture non-existent in the hypothetical situation.

[jeffpugh]

Lawl. I find it funny that you think like this, Tyler, for such a young kid. Oh well. Keep it cool. I know Jesus wouldn't need an ipod. He can hear us now when we sing praises.

[I'm Mr. Snikkers]

He'd probably have The Touch on his I-pod

[melporcristo]

JMJ

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